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Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack said “Americans can stop wasting food” by “reducing portion size”.
Swell. Get ready for the ObamaPlate.
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Scientists have been reporting and increasing number of satellites suffering from mysterious blackouts.
They’ve narrowed it down to either global warming or pneumonia.
The economic progress we’ve made is undeniable — let’s keep it up.
@BarackObama
“No, not AMERICA, you idiot, ‘we’ the Obamas.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Pretty sure Hillary has serious health problems. Hillary’s Secret Service van carries…
Donald Trump said that both he and Hillary should be required to take a drug test prior to their next debate.
With all her meds, Hillary would test positive for everything. She’d be better off handing in a rock of crystal meth dissolved in a Jägerbomb for her “sample”.