Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
vote Trump.
… advanced species like us don’t even have a word for gullible.
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
send more Chuck Berry.
“I am an Alpha Centauri Prince who needs your help…”
“If I give 20 million Qwatloos to the Clinton Foundation may we meet with your government?”
Ooo eee oo ah ah
Ting tang walla walla bing bang
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Ting tang walla walla bang bang
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Ting tang walla walla bing bang
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“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine”
…”Hold On – I’m Comin’ “…
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…Does my nebula look fat in these jeans?
Phone home…
…”at this point, what difference does it make?”
…”Avoid that third rock!”
… “Dine at the Restaurant at the end of the Universe!”
…”Vote for Ford Prefect!”
“What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
“We lost contact with Julian Assange. What gives?”
“Help Me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re My Only Hope.”
“Warning: Contaminated Planet. Avoid at all costs.”
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
… ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
“So long and thanks for all the fish.”
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
Ha ha, these idiots actually thought by electing a life long fraud that they could keep their doctors and man-made climate change is real
Sure we can vote in the American election, see, we all have Hawaiian birth certificates and an Alpha Centauri drivers license
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
… “I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.”
. . . What, me worry?
. . . Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.
. . . I still can’t find a place to park.
. . . Do you have any Grey Poupon?
“Attention all planets of the Solar Federation”
“Attention all planets of the Solar Federation”
“Attention all planets of the Solar Federation”
“We have assumed control”
“We have assumed control”
“We have assumed control”
In threes? Is that you, Sheldon?
Give yourself and Obscury Award.
…”Earth Girls are Easy”
…”we have heard your pleas for help and are sending an SMOD. It should arrive before your elections. you w ill feel a slight pressure change before it all ends.”
Never fear, Smith is here.
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
… seams to be just some distorted whale calls. Hmmm.
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.
Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
Green Lives Matter more than yours
We now join our regularly scheduled program already in progress; everybody loves hypnotoad.
5-10 is your height, 190 your weight; you cash in your chips around page 88
Ya di buckety, ram ding do, ni ni ni Yaooool
When in danger
or in doubt
run in circles
scream and shout
DON’T PANIC
Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice
pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
That’s no moon!
Is this where the new by-pass goes in?
…”The elections are rigged!”
…”We got $20 Million dollars for Killary to come and visit us!”
ALL OF THESE CITIES ARE YOURS EXCEPT DETROIT. ATTEMPT NO VISIT THERE.
“Thanks a lot for the Muslim outreach, Earth. But please pay us to build a proton ionization field.”
“Yeoman Perkins to Enterprise. Yeoman Perkins to Enterprise. Come in Enterprise. I’m feeling better.”
“Ha ha Lucy and Ethel will get a stomachache from eating all those chocolates. That is priceless. Please send more.”
We are Nomad
(Is it possible Matt Damon is the backwards Creator?)
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
…I got a bad feeling about this.
…We’re with her.
…whatever the scientists say it says.
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
ALLAHU AKHBAR!
* * * – – – * * *
Tell her we have her emails
“Please stop sending out words like endless rain into a paper cup. Kthx”
I like the obscurity.
I thought you might get it – – – but no Obscury!
Maybe a Walrusolution.
goo goo gajoob.
“We must prevent Frank J’s master plan from spreading. We must nip it — nip it in the BAUD.”
Scientists have detected strange signals from outer space. Apparently it’s a message that says…
Well Moon nukers…we are waiting!