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A new report shows that President Obama’s anti-fossil-fuel energy policies have so far destroyed 83,000 jobs in the coal industry and shuttered 400 coal mines.
Next up: forcing Christian bakeries to install windmills and solar panels.
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The Creator of Tribbles Talks About Making The Weirdest Star Trek Episode Ever
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Air Force General Paul Selva, the Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said he’s leery of advanced “thinking weapons” which could lead to “a Terminator without a conscience.”
Scary. But on the bright side, Hillary may have a new campaign slogan.
“When we protect our lands, it helps us protect the climate for the future.” — President Obama #ActOnClimate
@BarackObama
“When we protect YOUR lands, we can shake you down for ‘campaign contributions'”.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Donald Trump suggested he and Hillary debate without a moderator. Other suggestions to liven up the debates…
Experts warn that after plugging your smartphone into a rental car, you should clear the data, lest you leave behind personal information including copies of your text messages.
Also as a courtesy to the next user. Imagine getting Carlos Danger‘s car and having to wonder what the stains on the seat are.