Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Donald Trump suggested he and Hillary debate without a moderator. Other suggestions to liven up the debates…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Donald Trump suggested he and Hillary debate without a moderator. Other suggestions to liven up the debates…
Donald Trump suggested he and Hillary debate without a moderator. Other suggestions to liven up the debates…
a shot of Tequila every 10 minutes.
Clinton will likely have the advantage there, since a long-standing immunity has been built up over the decades.
…having a large BASKET on stage for questions from the filthy masses.
12 oz. gloves – no headgear.
…having Colin Kaepernick sing the National Anthem for the introduction.
Three words…. Live… Scorpion… Pit…
…not allowing Dale Coba on the stage.
Cage match! Two go in, one comes out.
New version, two go in, none come out.
Aaaggh! Ninja’d!
…hookers and blow.
. . . include giving Hillary a breathalyzer test and allowing one member of the audience to pull on Trump’s hair to see whether it’s actually attached to his scalp.
. . . include playing a recording of one of Hillary’s laughs every time she tells a lie.
Other suggestions to liven up the debates…
…electrical shock when they go over their allotted time to dance around the question and rebuttal.
…a little man with a broom.
…tag teams, with Bernie and JEB! to add low-energy fireworks when the principals get tired…
…some MMA fighting featuring Bill vs Trump, Ice T vs Mr. T, and Hillary vs Gravity.
…game show style buzzer to answer questions, Trump has to buzz in before Clinton’s behind hits the floor.
…a table full of lamps next to the podiums.
…sneaking extra tonic with Hillary’s gin to avoid dehydration and tossing her into the nearest van mid-screech.
Hook them both up to polygraph machines #ShortestDebateEver
Sure, but connect them to shock collars.
…moderator Trey Gowdy.
In the place of the moderator have the Taco Bell Chihuahua barking like Hillary.
Swimsuit Competition, Talent Competition, followed by one impromptu answer which must include the phrase “World Peace”.
6 secret words (or phrases) which will open a trap door under each candidate. #DunkTankDebate
Donald Trump suggested he and Hillary debate without a moderator. Other suggestions to liven up the debates…
A Pinocchio nasal attachment for each candidate
Show reruns of Kennedy and Nixon, or Lincoln and Douglas for that matter
A Gong
Frank J. as moderator:
Frank J: “This question is addressed to both of you. WHY DO YOU SUCK?”
Hillary: “I don’t suck!! (cough cough cough gurgle) He sucks!” (passes out, held up by a strap on her chair)
Trump: “She is clearly sucking for air right now, Frank. Oh, and you’re fired!”
….Harvey steps in
FrankJ: “The Moon: pro or con?”
“Does this mole look at all discolored to you?”
“Now, the next forty-five questions will be about Harambe, as well as follow-ups . . . . “
Frank J: “Mrs. Clinton, is Donald Trump ‘deplorable?’
Hillary: “No, he’s despicable. You’re deplorable.”
Trump: “No, you’re implorable, Frank. You need to write for your own blog. Pass out now, Hillary.”
…suspend the law of gravity.
.. Drop grizzly bears with antlers on their heads from the catwalks, while the sound system plays Queen’s “We Are The Champions.”
Don’t know why; you just asked how to liven up the debates.
Donald Trump suggested he and Hillary debate without a moderator. Other suggestions to liven up the debates…
50,000 Volts
random rude noises
better candidates.
Hand grenades
….Hillary have a coughing fit, a fainting spell and a seizure all at once…..and still managing to lie.
100 yard dash after each question.
. . . Candidates must answer these questions three, and cross the Bridge of Death over the Gorge of Eternal Peril to reach the podium. Or does the Bridge Keeper count as a moderator? Hell, in that case, just make them cross the room unassisted and stand, unassisted, at a mic stand, not a podium. (The Bridge of Death would be great, though. “What! . . . is your name?” “Hillary, after the famous Sir Edmund Hillary, who AAIIEEE!!!” [flung into the Gorge of Eternal Peril].)
Consulting the Code Duello for debate procedural guidance.