Straight Line of the Day: Unbelievable! In an Effort to Fight “Climate Change” They’re Now Banning…

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Unbelievable! In an effort to fight “climate change”, they’re now banning…

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  1. Unbelievable! In an effort to fight “climate change”, they’re now banning…

    Miami Heat
    Miami Hurricanes
    Oklahoma City Thunder
    Alabama Crimson Tide
    Tulane Green Wave
    Phoenix Suns
    Colorado Avalanche
    Seattle Storm
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Tampa Bay Lightning
    Omaha Storm Chasers
    Iowa State Cyclones
    Iceman and Storm from the X-Men
    Red Tornado from the Justice League
    Thor

  2. …plastic bananas, but not electrical bananas.

    …electric guitars, but not electronic music festivals.

    …medical treatment for the obese, but not the PC treatment of the obese.

    …the geographical lack of diversity of the rain in Spain, but not Purple Rain.

    …the Brits from using umbrellas, until they pay a tax on the water runoff.

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