Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
OOPS! While listing Hillary’s accomplishments, President Obama accidentally included…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
OOPS! While listing Hillary’s accomplishments, President Obama accidentally included…
…her nice set of silverware.
…running serpentine in Kosovo.
…her investing in Cattle Futures to illustrate her economic prowess.
…her relationship with Juanita Broaddrick to prove her diplomatic chops.
That no Americans had died in Libya.
…not getting arrested.
…her assistance in establishing himself as Putin’s bitch.
Being able to get away with crap even he couldn’t get away with.
OOPS! While listing Hillary’s accomplishments, President Obama accidentally included…
too few blank spaces
getting some money out of foreigners
his lunch.
…Recovery Summer (but with a totally different meaning)…
…that she chose Tim Kaine as a running mate because Scott Walker is a Republican and Danny Wheelchair wants to stay out of politics.
Had To Think About That One Bacon to you, sir!
The fact that she can keep a secret (Like where he was while Benghazi burned, what IS in his college transcripts, etc.)
That she has a better Spin cycle than an LG washing machine.
… combating the entitlement mentality Haitians once had towards money donated to CGI for Haitian relief.
… combating overpopulation in Africa. Specifically, in the Libyan consulate and safe house.
… she got open that pickle jar he was having so much trouble with.
That she has gone from “in debt” to worth millions in such a short time.
and did it in a George W. Bush economy!
…her dalmation fur coat.
OOPS! While listing Hillary’s accomplishments, President Obama accidentally included…
her vanquishing of pneumonia
being a successful cattle futures trader
ability to multi-task on several phones.
…a few attributes that must be from her body double…like the cookie recipe.
…the ability to sometimes remaining upright.
… the formaldehyde jar with what’s left of her soul. (looks like a snow globe with only one flake)
… all the great work she did for Donald Trump shortly after his generous donation to the Clinton Foundation.
… the still bloodied stake he attempted to run through her heart. (repeatedly)
… her M.E. award. Wait! That was supposed to be Emmy!
Her “How to Install Windows Server 2008 For Dummies” guide
Her putting Bill in the dog house.
Her very impressive cankle circumference
… and her NoBill Prize.
OOPS! While listing Hillary’s accomplishments, President Obama accidentally included…
… her “O” face.
Ugh! You O me!
… the fact that she invented the InternNet.
…that there was some question of whether she was born on this planet.
OOPS! While Listing Hillary’s Accomplishments, President Obama Accidentally Included…”She once killed a man. Or twice. Or, like, five times… who’s counting anymore?”
She once killed a RINO in Man, just to watch it die.
…himself.
OOPS! While listing Hillary’s accomplishments, President Obama accidentally included…
Arkancide details
Her multi-task business cards which, when you flip them over, double as deposit slips
her contract with Satan was larger than his own
her incredible success at liar’s poker
…that she is still d****** bimbos, according to Colin Powell.
…Monica Lewinsky
…her award winning cookie recipes!
. . . not leaking her boom-boom outside her Depends. (Oh, come on, you know that’s why she wears those Dr. Evil / Kim Jong-un tunics over her bulging trousers.)
“Dr. Evil / Kim Jong-un tunics”
“Dress for the position you want”
. . . her time spent running Hogwarts Academy with truthiness and discipline.