A Washington-based think tank, the Center for Climate and Security, said that climate change “presents a strategically-significant risk to US national security”.
Only if you try to make our soldiers’ guns solar powered.
A Washington-based think tank, the Center for Climate and Security, said that climate change “presents a strategically-significant risk to US national security”.
Only if you try to make our soldiers’ guns solar powered.
A. What a surprise.
In other news, the think tank “The Center for Wombats and Security” released a report that concludes wombats constitute a significant threat to national security. They are just relieved that their institute was formed in the first place, so that it was able to conduct this vital study justifying its creation and funding.
B. “climate change presents a strategically-significant risk to US national security’.”
True. Every second that climate change distracts attention from the threats posed by muslims, Russia, and China presents a significant risk to US national security. (I wonder if I can get appointed to their board of Dire Rectors.)
To help fight “Climate Change” the US Navy has deployed the USS Constitution to the Persian gulf and decommissioned one carrier group. A Navy spokesman, speaking on the condition of anonymity so he won’t be laughed at, informed the press that the Navy is undergoing a new building program to greatly enhance the number of Frigates for the fleet so that more carrier groups and their climate changing impact on the world can be removed. “Hey, if it was good enough for our Founding Fathers they should be good enough for us” he was quoted as saying. “More to the point they run totally off of wind power so are environmentally friendly.” We tried to get a comment from a Russian spokesman but he was too busy rolling on the floor and laughing his A** off to offer comment.
A Washington-based
thinkdrunk tank, the Center for Radical Arrogant Propagandists (CRAP) says the oceans are “rising”….they left out (as usual) the FACT that they rise about 1/4 INCH a year and have been for like…a million years. That’s it, we’re doomed.… and that they do it twice a day. (!)
…… sometimes more, depending on the moon’s location.
………sometimes even more, depending on prevailing winds and barometric pressure.
…………. sometimes even more due to a confluence of causes..
And no species yet have gone extinct as a result of any of that. Animals tend to move when inundated with more water than they like. Plants spread their seeds constantly. Bacteria, fungi? Yeah, you wish we could wipe them out so easily.