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Elevator problem? The REAL reason President Obama ordered the Washington Monument closed…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Elevator problem? The REAL reason President Obama ordered the Washington Monument closed…
Wow. You found some new way in which Trump is awful? GAME CHANGER!
Every horrible thing the left are saying now about Trump they said about Mitt Romney, which is why no one listens to them.
Really, you think urging more people to vote is the solution? We’re in a hole, and the answer is more people digging?
How is urging more people to vote going to fix things? What’s the chance of the solution existing in those last few unmotivated voters?
We’ve been doing things like “Rock the Vote” for decades, and no matter the problems, the only solution is beat that drum harder.
Our current system got us Trump versus Hillary. That’s a complete breakdown. That’s not “More votes will fix everything!”
I didn’t even know that one actor and actress was married. I like Fight Club, though.
Remember: Hillary is the most qualified presidential candidate ever ever. So if she’s not a million times better than Trump at debate, failure.
Twitter is about creating dialogue – except about why they suspend people because that is to be done quietly with no explanation or recourse
Are we far enough away from Soviet Union that’s there’s no shame in using unexplained and arbitrarily enforced rules to disappear people?
The reason twitter bans might seems politically lopsided could be that the left are more likely to react to offense by demanding suspension.
Perhaps another way to reduce offense on Twitter would be to suspend the habitually offended. For their own mental health.
If the left want to convince people outside their echo chamber to not support Trump, they should try shrilly supporting Trump.
Man, what if Twitter starts suspending people for making Harambe jokes?
Don’t understand people who look at the Trump vs Hillary spectacle and say, “We need to encourage more low information voters to register!”
I think it’s good we get rid of the notion that there’s anyone left in either party who has any sort of principles.
Do you think whoever wins the presidential race will immediately get a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason again?
Don’t be surprised Cruz endorsed Trump. Bernie Sanders endorsed Hillary even though he seems crazy enough to actually be principled.
Remember: If you vote, whatever horrible outcome we get will have your fingerprints all over it and you’ll be hated by future generations.
Vote for whomever you think is the 2nd worst candidate ever nominated by a major party.
Just to be clear: Any time I’m pointing out how horrible one of the candidates is I’m still perfectly aware how horrible the other is.
When you have the ultimate establishment, status quo candidate, I don’t think it’s gong to look good if the moderator appears to help her.
This election comes down to whether you want same horrible or new horrible.
Good News: There’s only about a 40% chance Trump will win.
Bad News: There’s a 60% chance Hillary will win.
Genesis 13:10 should come with a spoiler alert.
Whoa. The NYT wrote an editorial against Trump. That’s what will finally do him in.
Congratulations on the Democrats for nominating a candidate widely considered worse than an ignorant, blowhard racist.
Hillary knows about as much about making jobs as she does emoting.
First woman presidential candidate running on accomplishments of husband and father.
In the debate, I thought Trump started strong and then became a rambling mess focusing on unproductive areas. Hillary was Hillary.
Tend to agree with people that Clinton won overall but unlikely to move the needle. But who knows. Crazy year.
Winner of these debates is going to be whoever is on the offense more since they’re both horrible people with no good defense of themselves.
Lester: “Would you have shot Harambe?”
Trump: “Yeah. I’d blow his brains out. No question. Wait, who is he again?”
I don’t think Hillary did that great. She just wasn’t too horrible while standing next to a turd.
Looking at the pundit consensus and how well that’s predicted things so far, Trump should be up by ten in the next polls.
Any time the candidates are on defense, they are losing because they are both indefensible.
Any time the candidates are on offense, they are winning because there is plenty horrible things to point out about the other.
At least we the two presidential candidates agree on something: Freedom gets in the way of stuff.
Instead of “Rock the Vote” they should call it “Feed the Machine.”
We need to take the oil and get control over the cyber. Neither of these require further explanation.
Trump’s key to winning is to keep hammering on law & order and present a realistic plan to finally create a Robocop.
14 years ago, Trump wrote out a statement about how he opposes a war in Iraq and buried it in a time capsule which he will dig up tomorrow.
To protest, hold a squat during the National Anthem. That proves the reason you’re not standing isn’t just because you’re lazy.
“Let’s put all our cyber in a box and lock it in Fort Knox. Some old school solutions for all this new tech stuff.”
How Hillary treated the women her husband sexually assaulted is fair game, but why pretend either candidate has character worth defending?
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“To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so.
To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished.
It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be place under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then, at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed; and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored.
That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality.”
~Pierre-Joseph Proudhon: General Idea of the Revolution in the Nineteenth Century, translated by John Beverly Robinson (London: Freedom Press, 1923), pp. 293-294.
In Seattle, a task force is recommending the city create a “safe space” for people to use heroin.
I see. Kinda like how the entire City of Chicago is now a safe space for gangland shooters.
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Why The Princess Bride Is a Perfect Fantasy Movie
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In New Hampshire, a protester rushed the stage and grabbed the microphone at a Tim Kaine rally.
We’ve all wanted to do that. Mostly so we can ask “why the heck would anyone attend a Tim Kaine rally?”
We’ve come a long way, but there’s still more to do to make sure women are truly treated equally. #WomensEqualityDay
@BarackObama
“Like upping the female work-related-fatality numbers by a factor of 11.”
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Shocking new poll reveals that Hillary Clinton is still more popular than…
Private space company Blue Origins founder Jeff Bezos said he wouldn’t want to live on Mars because there’s “no whiskey and no bacon”.
Huh. Sounds like Saudi Arabia with redder sand and fewer terrorist training camps.
CBS News edited out a portion of an interview with Bill Clinton where he accidentally said that his wife passed out from dehydration “frequently”.
It’s hard to get water into her. She keeps using it to wash her servers before wiping.
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10 Horrifying Facts About Aztec Warriors
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