Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Elevator problem? The REAL reason President Obama ordered the Washington Monument closed…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Elevator problem? The REAL reason President Obama ordered the Washington Monument closed…
…it’s white.
…in preparation for the renaming of the “Obama Obelisk”
“Override ME??? I’ll show them all who has the REAL power…”
The REAL reason President Obama ordered the Washington Monument closed…
It’s American
Elevator problem? The REAL reason President Obama ordered the Washington Monument closed…
Washington? Slave owner.
It wouldn’t take a knee for him.
A blow against a symbol of the white male patriarchy!
…it is being replaced by the Obamonument
The REAL reason President Obama ordered the Washington Monument closed…
…he’s a dick.
…is to have verses from the koran inscribed along side the Bible verses already there.
Obama is scared that Elly Vader may be related to Darth Vader.
…he heard that the elevator control system can be modernized, a process expected to take
up toONLY nine months once work begins.and will cost ONLY $3 million.“Until they get the cost up to $1 billion and make it take at least 10 times longer than it took to build the entire thing in the first place, it will be closed”.
Shovel ready project? Hope they put up those signs… https://www.transit.dot.gov/sites/fta.dot.gov/files/ARRA_0.png
…it offends muslims, looks like an erect penis!
Obama was told the stairs only went up and he was afraid people would be stranded there!
…Chris Christie was worried it could be used as a short cut to New York City.
…Alicia Machado’s latest fling turned into true love, or at least a new reality show.
…being replaced with a transgendered alternative.
…Anthony Weiner has included it in his list of character references.
…level of corruption in D.C. has risen to 556 feet.
…remaining hypervelocity missile damage from the first Posleen invasion.
Obscury Award!
Thank you. I’d like to thank the Academy…wait wrong speech. Well, it has been a few years since Gust Front came out….