A new report notes that Hillary’s sole accomplishment in eight years as a US Senator was getting a courthouse renamed for Thurgood Marshall.
Since then, all she’s done is narrowly avoid getting a prison named after herself.
A new report notes that Hillary’s sole accomplishment in eight years as a US Senator was getting a courthouse renamed for Thurgood Marshall.
Since then, all she’s done is narrowly avoid getting a prison named after herself.
So, off her bucket list are enacting Marshall law and doing something associated with the word “good.” She can’t have many more things left to go!! Someone stop her!
My God, the woman is OVER qualified!
Didn’t she get a road or something named after herself?………Trump’s posse rides up on Hillary’s diversion: a single tollbooth in front of the White House driveway]
Trump: *H. Clinton Thruway*? Now what’ll that asshole think of next?
[turns to his henchmen]
Trump: Has anybody got a dime?
[henchmen grumble, search their pockets]
Trump: Somebody’s gotta go back and get a sh!t-load of dimes!
Of course once she’s President Clinton, think of all she can accomplish……….President Hillary Clinton: What the hell is this?
Tim Kaine: This is the bill that will convert the state hospital for the insane into the Hillary R. Clinton memorial gambling casino for the insane.
President Hillary Clinton: [Standing up proudly] Gentlemen, this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane gambler.
And of course there’s her SCOTUS selection…………Tim Kaine: Who do you want for the Supreme Court mam?
Hillary Clinton: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and whining liberal in the west. Take this down.
[Kaine looks for a pen and paper while Hillary talks]
Hillary Clinton: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Muslims.
Tim Kaine: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, mam?