Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The best advice Donald Trump’s father ever gave him…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The best advice Donald Trump’s father ever gave him…
…he didn’t take…
… “promise everything, deliver nothing, and lawyer up when called on it”.
… “never feel sorry for the mark; he’s out there waiting to be fleeced, and if you don’t do it, someone else will.”
Two words: “Ironclad Pre-nup”
…don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
. . . was “Son, always be the rudest person in the room.” Donald has followed that advice to the letter.
…”Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”
…”plastics”.
Ha! I wonder how many get this one. I nominate it for an Obscury. Harvey, what do you think?
Oh, I got it. I even remember when The Graduate was released (or perhaps it escaped).
It’s not obscure, but I’ll throw some Pithiness Bacon at it
Okay, then. I didn’t realize that many people are familiar with the classics. I need to quit hanging around PokéStops.
The damncat beat me to it! Curses!
…”stay out of politics.”
The best advice Donald Trump’s father ever gave him…
Congress critters of both parties are cheaper by the dozen.
Always acknowledge others’ faults.
Try the “stop digging” thing, especially when you’re dealing with a corrupt media.
They pull a buzzfeed, you pull a twitter. He sends one of yours to politifact, you send one of his to 4chan. *That’s* the *Trump* way!
“Neither a burrower nor a launderer be.”
“If you can keep your head while all about you are losing theirs, you’ll be an imam, my son.”
The best advice Donald Trump’s father ever gave him…
If you want to make a small fortune start with a large one.
know when to hold ’em, know when to fold ’em.
no one has ever not gotten elected underestimating the stupidity of the American voter.
when she gets to 40 trade her in on a younger model.
…Never give a speech for at least 30 minutes after spray-tanning.
There’s a sucker born every minute
…any hair is better than no hair. And ball caps are hats too.
…Once a month, women, the vampiric species, will reverse blood suck you. Keep this news to yourself.
…be big and belittle. But first hire a bunch of top notch Russian hackers.