Correction
Before the election, I said that Obama was a Patriot because he’d win every match-up except the one at the end.
It appears I was wrong.
I hereby apologize for calling Obama a Patriot, and never shall again.
Obviously, this man is really a Dolphin.
By which I may or may not mean that he’s a slippery, vicious, bloodthirsty predator who will sink to unspeakable depths to get what he wants.
(27 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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December 3rd, 2008 at 9:03 am
Stan Marsh told me that being a dolphin isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
I though you meant he was a flipper
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:32 am
Harvey and spacemonkey, why don’t you ever capitalize your names?
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
If only he was a 2008 Detroit Lion.
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Why specify 2008? The Lions haven’t had a winning season since Barry Sanders retired. A team like the Colts or Patriots has more wins in a single season than the Lions have in the last 4 or 5 years combined.
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
He’s more like a Raider, because he’s impotent due to corrupt management from above (like the Raiders’ owner, they both start with Al-), but he still looks really good in black and his fans are scarier than the team itself.
December 3rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I think he’s a Falcon.
A mother-Falcon marxist.
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Well, for the longest time, Obama was a SeaHawk – that fictitious bird of the Seattle La-Losers. But then he got real and joined the Redskins where he has to paint his face to blend in. Washington (the other damn Washington!) loves him for it.
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Dude!
Comparing Dolphins to B Hussein Obama is a gross injustice to our finned, mamallian friends. Plus, their teeth are a LOT smaller than Obama’s….
Sheesh!
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:26 pm
WE ARE SOOOOO SCREWED!!
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
F-a-l-c-o-n ?
I’ve been spelling it wrong all these years.
December 3rd, 2008 at 6:24 pm
I’m impressed. It takes a big man with a ton of moral courage to admit when he was wrong.
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:16 pm
That’s what I love about IMAO. The bloggers are so courteous and always take the high-road. Apologizing for your mistakes is the first step to healing. BZ.
December 4th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
The Dolphins didn’t spend most of their career forcing their opponents to drop out before the game…Barry has.