Before the election, I said that Obama was a Patriot because he’d win every match-up except the one at the end.
It appears I was wrong.
I hereby apologize for calling Obama a Patriot, and never shall again.
Obviously, this man is really a Dolphin.
By which I may or may not mean that he’s a slippery, vicious, bloodthirsty predator who will sink to unspeakable depths to get what he wants.
Stan Marsh told me that being a dolphin isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
I though you meant he was a flipper
Harvey and spacemonkey, why don’t you ever capitalize your names?
If only he was a 2008 Detroit Lion.
Why specify 2008? The Lions haven’t had a winning season since Barry Sanders retired. A team like the Colts or Patriots has more wins in a single season than the Lions have in the last 4 or 5 years combined.
He’s more like a Raider, because he’s impotent due to corrupt management from above (like the Raiders’ owner, they both start with Al-), but he still looks really good in black and his fans are scarier than the team itself.
I think he’s a Falcon.
A mother-Falcon marxist.
Well, for the longest time, Obama was a SeaHawk – that fictitious bird of the Seattle La-Losers. But then he got real and joined the Redskins where he has to paint his face to blend in. Washington (the other damn Washington!) loves him for it.
Dude!
Comparing Dolphins to B Hussein Obama is a gross injustice to our finned, mamallian friends. Plus, their teeth are a LOT smaller than Obama’s….
Sheesh!
WE ARE SOOOOO SCREWED!!
F-a-l-c-o-n ?
I’ve been spelling it wrong all these years.
I’m impressed. It takes a big man with a ton of moral courage to admit when he was wrong.
That’s what I love about IMAO. The bloggers are so courteous and always take the high-road. Apologizing for your mistakes is the first step to healing. BZ.
The Dolphins didn’t spend most of their career forcing their opponents to drop out before the game…Barry has.