The Blobfish
Dude, how have I never heard of this guy:
Why?
He’s the blobfish, and somehow it’s gone so far into pathetic that it’s circled around back into totally awesome. Just look at him; he should so be Aquaman’s sidekick.
He’s a good example of evolution as he’s very specially and oddly adapted to his environment of living in great depths under high pressure. Basically, he’s a fish reduced to a pile of goo that just floats there. He’s also a good example of intelligent design, because I think God gave him the nose just because it’s funny.
Anyway, I think I’ll name him the official fish of IMAO. Sorry, alligator gar.
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November 5th, 2009 at 11:08 am
You know if you kind of squint it looks a lot like George Soros.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Looks like what was left over after Nancy Pelosi had plastic surgery for the first time.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Looks like harry reid after a date with pelousy.
November 5th, 2009 at 11:53 am
He looks a bit like Al Gore to me. (Especially around the eyes.)
“Global Warming! Global Warming!”
Nope, you’re right…that is Soros.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
He looks like someone who bad-mouthed Fred Thompson.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
What is that disgusting drool coming out of its mouth? A Michael Moore moment?
November 5th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
That is one ugly fish. But, in fact, he’s a good example of intelligent design because God put him at the bottom of the ocean where we wouldn’t have to look at him.
Way to defy God’s will, Frank. Thanks a lot.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
It looks like a conservative Republican who has been in office and in dc for 30 years voting himself porkulus bills!
November 5th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I’m not sure why it isn’t called the Ziggyfish. But I guess I’m not the only one to think that.
November 5th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
How can you rubes believe in Intelligent Design? Look around you! I was walking down the street the other day and lightning hit this rock and Blamo, it turned into a cat! It was like way cool!
[There's a lot of gaping flaws in the human design (choking, allergies) to believe we were "intelligently" designed. It's more like we're a Microsoft product: We do some very advanced things, but seemed to have lacked a lot real world testing before release. -Ed.]
November 5th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Dude why did you post that pic of Barney Frank.
November 5th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
You mentioned “intelligent design” without scoffing! Sorry, Frank, but Charles Johnson just sent me over here with orders to ban you from your own blog!
November 5th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Jaba the fish.
This is actually a candid photo of the illegitimate love child spwaned by Michael Moore and Rosie O’donell.
November 5th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Obviously because you do not spend enough time reading superspectacularly awesome blogs which are kind enough to mention such things in passing.
November 5th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
no way, the alligator gar is twice the fish that thing will ever be.
November 5th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
[...] we’re making the Blobfish the Official Fish of IMAO, shouldn’t we make Harry Reid the Official Dirtbag Socialist Senate Majority Leader of [...]
November 5th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
He looks so sad… Maybe he doesn’t think Frank J is funny? Must be a liberal fish.
November 5th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
I say we name him Kilroy!
November 5th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Of course, Ziggy works pretty well, too!
November 5th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
The Blobfish is the couch potato of the FishWorld.
He does look unbalanced and unmedicated. But to make him the Official Fish of IMAO is UNFAIR to more deserving fish, like the Barracuda.