If you don’t understand why a man earning $40,000 would get angry at raising taxes on a man earning $1 million, you’re not a good American.
“My wife died for reasons completely unrelated to Romney, and while it happened Romney was all rich and stuff. Vote Obama.”
Obama passed Obamacare and a couple years later my dad passed away. Am I supposed to blame Obama? How does this work?
“I’m listening to this band called ‘Nickelback’; you probably haven’t heard of them.” -inept hipster
They charge women more than men for health insurance? It’s almost like they have different health issues!
That statement by Obama is exactly why you don’t want useless twits like him messing with anything that affects markets.
Obama: “You want freedom of religion? How about a handful of condoms instead?”
You could probably draw a connection between that guy’s wife’s cancer death and Kevin Bacon easier than you can with Mitt Romney.
BTW, my sister has now worked with Kevin Bacon, so it only takes two steps to get from me to him.
Wow, I just got some pretty definitive news on who is going to be Romney’s VP pick, but I’m going to keep it to myself so I can feel special.
It’s kind of neat to think there is this big city far far away where you can pick up a newspaper and then see me in print.
Citizen: “You didn’t change that!”
Obama: “Yeah, I know. Someone else did. Bush!”
Citizen: “Someone else made it worse. You!”
Obama: “You’re a terrorist.”
“It’s kind of neat to think there is this big city far far away where you can pick up a newspaper and then see me in print.”
That is neat. The far, far away part anyhow.
“If you don’t understand why a man earning $40,000 would get angry at raising taxes on a man earning $1 million, you’re not a good American.”
Let’s see, he earns 25 times as much as me, pays 50 times as much in taxes, and still only gets one vote.
Consider my sense of fairness violated.
Obama passed Obamacare and a couple years later my dad passed away. Am I supposed to blame Obama? How does this work?
No. Blame it on the fact that he didn’t live in Massamachusetts.
This is the only logical response from a Romney spokesmoron who now deserves to have her head run through one of those antique laundry wringers. Back and forth.
My wife served ice cream to Kevin Bacon once, so I’m two steps away too. Am I now entitled to something?
I had bacon for breakfast – so I’m only a Kevin away from Kevin Bacon.
Romney ruined my day by not picking me to be his VP. Why?
I can’t always tell when your’re joking Frank, but if you have real VP news, then you’re morally obligated to splash it around like every Drudge rumor.
I was on this west-coast road trip going down a freeway past a college town where they filmed “Aminal House” where this Kevin Bacon fella supposedly had a role. Does that make me nifty-by-exponent too?
Oh, and on a related, quasi-scientific note….should the measurement of praise proffered by commenters be done in Kevins?
Ex: “That comment deserves 5.25 Kevins worth of bacon-praise!”
BTW, my sister has now worked with Kevin Bacon, so it only takes two steps to get from me to him.
And only three to get to Marmalard and Niedermeier! Cool!
Frank – Frank’s sister – Kevin Bacon – Tremors costar Finn Carter – Finn’s Dad, Hodding Carter – Jimmy Carter – Basil.
Frank –> Science! —> Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man.
Now, get from liberal thinking to rational thought in 6 steps or less.
I’ll try that, CarolyntheMommy
Gimmie! —> Whaaaa! —> Ouch! —> No? —> What? —> Work
Bacon for Jimmy!
(those 6 steps work every time they’re tried)