Today is veteran’s day, and I just want to give thanks to all those in the military. You keep America safe and keep bad countries unsafe alllowing all of us to enjoy the freedoms of the greatest country in the world. I especially want to give a shout out to my brother, Joe foo’, who is a Marine plus it’s his birthday today. Know I’m proud of you, bro.

I’ve been joking about the Democrats being evil and murdering each other, but I think I should be a gracious winner and give them some advice. Obviously the Democratic party needs a major reorganization if they don’t want to become completely irrelevant. I don’t think they necessarily need a complete change in leadership so much as a change in their focus and how they interact with the president. They certainly shouldn’t challenge him on the war unless they really want to marginalize themselves among the American people, but they must came up with a coherent domestic policy to put forth positively instead of just being negative about the Republicans. Also, to get the American people to accept them again, they have to shed their previous image. The best way is kill Bill Clinton in a low-key manner. I’m thinking a car “accident” would be a great idea. They should then have a very dignified but short funeral (you don’t want too much reflection on Bill Clinton because you know where that will lead). Then, after he is buried, he should never be mentioned again. I think that will really give the Democrats an opportunity to make a comeback. Also, I would tell them to stop being a bunch of whiny, tax-and-spend, liberal freaks, but I want to give them some advice they might actually follow.

So what happens to the Democrats now? Their leadership certainly isn’t happy, and, when I say leadership, I mean those actually in control of the Democratic Party. That’s the cabal of the NEA (actually stands for National Evil Association), the unions (i.e., the mafia), the trial lawyers, and Satan himself. And I warn you, the Democrats aren’t as dumb as we sometimes pretend; when they kill Daschle before the next election, this time they’ll make sure the memorial is a dignified, solemn affair that will give a boost in the polls to the candidate that replaces him. I hear Gebhardt is going to step down from leadership, probably in a ploy to keep from getting killed. Terry McAuliffe, on the other hand, knows there is nothing he can do to save himself and thus has gone into complete denial trying to convince everyone that the election was no big deal. The Democrats will wait a while to eliminate him, letting him cruelly hang there, anticipating. Finally, they will kill him in a way so horrible as to deter others from failure.
Even if we wanted to save these people, there is nothing we can do. All that is left is to pity them and to work to topple the Democratic cabal once and for all. Oh yeah, and lower taxes. First lower my taxes, then fight evil.

I believe the edict that all non-Republicans will be rounded up and sent to re-education camps will come within the next twenty-four hours. To all those affected, have fun at camp! Man, the people at the Democratic Underground must be squealing like pigs right now.
The only interesting election I voted in was Jeb Bush versus McBride, and it’s not like my vote mattered since Jeb kicked that guy’s ass. That’s a good thing, because I don’t like it when Democrat’s win. They want to take my money and give it to poor people and children, and I hate poor people and children and like my money.
The other things I got to vote on were a bunch of amendments to the Florida constitution. If I didn’t know much about it, I voted “No,” since I decided to be against amending the constitution all willy-nilly. One even mentioned pregnant pigs in it, and, regardless of the merits, I don’t want the phrase “pregnant pigs” in the constitution. Another was something about Miami-Dade’s name; I really didn’t understand it or care. That made me wish that, in addition to the “Yes” and “No” choices, I had an “I don’t give a rat’s ass” oval to fill in. I’ll have to propose that as an amendment next election.
BTW, Carnival of the Vanities 7 is now up. I didn’t submit this time since I hadn’t blogged much to submit. Hope to change that soon.

Still busy as all ‘ell, and thus have little time for both blogging and blog reading. Just wanted to remind everyone that today is election day, the day you pick the candidate you think will best kill all of America’s enemies. Just remember, everytime someone votes for a Democrat, baby Jesus cries.

The Saudis say we can’t use their bases for an attack; let’s kill them. Sorry, I don’t have anything clever to say, I’m just tired of hearing about the Saudis and thus want them dead. Let’s have our troops drag out all the princes into the street and shoot them. Let’s kill their children too, just to make sure we’re done with these people. And let’s hang their pet monkeys as well (heh heh, look at him struggle not to get hung; he thinks he’s people).
Sure, the world will complain about how we’re being “hegemonic” – whatever the hell that mean. So here’s the catch, let’s then tell them, “Come to think of it, we don’t want to use these bases.” Everyone will ask why we killed the Sauds, so we’ll answer ominously, “Because they were there.” Then we’ll leave Saudi Arabia, but first we’ll set fire to the oil fields while all of us in the states convert to solar power just to prove this wasn’t about oil but instead was pure and simple American vengeance.

Both I and my computer are both sitting on the floor in my new digs right now. I just came on the internet to see if my cable modem is working and if anything major has happened. I haven’t been on the internet or seen the news for about 24 hours now, so I don’t know anything new to blog about. I guess I could just talk about the same old same old like how we should kill the Palestinians and the Iraqis and the hippies, but, for all I know, they finally took my advice and did kill them all.
I found out that Empire of Man is offering to give me all his votes in Daily Pundit’s Most Hawkish and Blood-Hungry contest, plus makes a good argument of why I should win. He has a great idea there, and I think everyone else should give me their votes too so then I can be a contender. It’s a bit of a dirty trick, but, hell, the contest is for most blood-hungry. So, if you have a good number of votes, but it doesn’t look like you will win, tell Bill Quick you want to give all your votes to me. Together we can all be winners… but especially me.
UPDATE: I just found out that, while I wasn’t paying attention to the news, Bill Clinton snuck down here into Florida. I’m sorry I let that happen. Any other Florida bloggers wish to join me in a posse to chase him back out of the state?