How Do You Solve a Problem Like Noam Chomsky?

I don’t have it in me today to put up a full post right now, so the exciting Part IV of my autobiographical adventures will wait until next week.
Someone asked an interesting question in the comments section of my new hate letter to Michael Moore:

Honestly, what beef do you have with Noam Chomsky?

My answer is, other than him being a moral midget who can tell the difference between America and terrorists, I just think that “Noam” is the most idiotic first name I’ve ever heard.
So, my intelligent readers, why don’t you like Noam Chomsky?

Interview!

Damn Mormons waking me up at 10:30 in the morning…
I have today off and ain’t feeling top ‘o the morning, but maybe I’ll still get a post out a little later. Until then, the evil Earl (Jennifer) has an interview composed of questions submitted by readers. Enjoy.