The great thing about being a genius, is that great ideas come to you out of the blue at almost any moment of the day. This morning I was working through my RSS feeds and came across this story:
Italian porn star offers Bin Ladin sex for peace
Italy’s most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama bin Laden. “I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”
Then I came across this story:
Iran Leader: ‘We Are a Nuclear Country’
Iran’s hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad vowed Thursday that Iran won’t back away from uranium enrichment and said the world must treat Iran as a nuclear power.
Then it suddenly occurred to me! A sure fire way to avoid the coming nuclear apocalypse! So, in the name of world peace, I hereby offer the following to President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the Supreme Revolutionary Council . . .
kevin you are so evil.
ALRIGHT Monkey Man!!
Way to take one for the team!!
my 13 year old isn’t going to get this…and I sure as hell ain’t explaining.
kevin,
of course you know
this means war.
I could have happily gone the rest of my life without seeing that, but no, I had to open it. Excuse me while I go whack myself in the head w/ a 2×4 to make it all better.
hehehehe
oooo, that’s just wrong
heheheheh
I think I’m going to lose my lunch now.
Uh-oh. Now half of San Fransicko is going to don turbins and impersonate Iranians.
I heard a bit about the Iranians on the news this morning. What? The U.N. making threats without any hope of backing it up? (Gasp). What a surprise. If Iran wants to be a nuclear nation so badly, I say we oblige. Just drop them several of ours via B-2’s.
Hehe!
Those passes are so easy to come by now, I’m suprised President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad doesn’t already have one.
Thanks for spoiling my lunch, monkey 😛
Though it would solve a lot of problems 😀
Dr. Phat Tony, you’re so right, they’re everywhere. In fact, I hear he doesn’t even check to see if someone’s got them anymore – he just herds them off the school bus and never even asks if they’ve got a pass.
he has a tattoo on his lower back “open for business” 😀
I don’t think you have to worry – you’re a spacemonkey, not a spacegoat.
wow…thats their best pornstar? she kinda reminded me of Leatherface or something.
Maybe he has the letter “W” tattooed on each bum-cheek & when he bends over, WOW!
LOL!! Ew!!
That’s just wrong.
Aw Kevin! How could you?!
But then again, how could you not! LOL!
Her heart is in the right place, but it won’t work for Bin Laden because she’s only one (not 72), and she sure as hell ain’t a virgin.
Heh… and she’s over thirteen.
If you think getting shot (in the face) made your face hurt….
…um, let’s just say this is going to hurt more.
Pass the brain bleach. I can’t decide what is more evil: your picture or the one of “Miss Granny Gangbang”.
If making fun of whacked out, senior citizen Italian porn stars is wrong, I do not want to be right.
Sodomy for peace eh? Hmmm. Well it’d probably sound a whole lot cooler if it was in Latin… like a motto.
Cornholum pro pachem?