Syria going to attack Israel?
Ok, so let’s recap. President Nutjob says Death to America 100 times a day and wants nukes.
North Korea had an advertisement late last night: “Hey, Mahmoud, you see we have nuke! You want buy nuke? We make good deal!”
Now Syria is preparing its people for war.
Big things are happening.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Hmmm…And it was only a few weeks ago that one of my church elders talked about Isaiah 17 predicting the destruction of Damascus… Coincidence?
I think not.
Just remember: the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are War, Famine, Pollution, and Death. (Pestilence was retired due to the invention of penicillin.) (My unimpeachable source. If Wikipedia says it, it has to be true.)
Don’t forget the Somali warlords are saying they want Jihad with Ethiopia and Madeline Albright will probably be on all the news programs blaming Bush for her personal failings as soon as they let her out of her Rancor pit.
So please hurry up with the podcast – It would really suck if the world as we knew it collapsed and you were 90 percent done with it.
Yeah, great idea Syria…worked so well the first time…
Why would Sarahk invade Israel. I thought Syriak supported da joos. This smells of a conspriratorial polt!
How many attempts does it take Syria to learn?
To channel the genie from Disney’s Aladdin:
” Way too many hits with the Snake”
So, should we compose eulogies for Syria now, or wait til they get pummeled again?
Oh wooooooooooonderful. Well, fear not peoples, I am sure they will find a way to blame Israel for all this. For example if all the Joos would just die already they could have their land and return to killing eachother, a more traditional lifestyle. I hope whatever land Israel wins in this war (because she ALWAYS does) she’ll keep. Enough giving back; maybe if we keep it those jihadi f*^ks will take war more seriously.
Oh, it gets worse. Visit http://www.debka.com for more bad news. Just after the cease fire went into effect, platoons of Russian “technical advisors” moved into Lebanon to help their Hizballah friends upgrade their electronic intelligence gathering and communications jamming systems. Meanwhile, Iran has been sending truckloads of new arms, via Syria, to replenish the depleted Hizballah stockpiles. Syria is just getting ready to sucker-punch Israel as soon as Round 2 of the war against Hizballah gets going.
Since Lebanon managed to pull off their coup by using “Hezbollah” and getting the Press to claim that it was not Lebanon, Syria is going to do the same thing.
They get to blame someone else (Hezbollah) for the war, and the Press covers for them when Israel retaliates. It gives the m the perfect “OUT”, since no matter what happens, it is Israel’s fault.