Ask Santa to draw a cartoon of Mohammed.
More:
“Smack Cindy Sheehan”
“Get linked by Glenn Reynolds”
“Burn a koran”
“Give FrankJ a monkey”
“Convert to Islam”
“Nuke the moon”
Even More:
“Can I put up a menorah?”
“Do you miss Peter Boyle”
“Does Nancy Pelosi make you want to vomit?”
“Did you get your hand cut off in Mecca?”
“Would you do Courtney Love?”
lol!
tell him to drink a beer. to kiss rudolph. to ride rudolph.
Wow, that’s good accidental funny.
If you ask him to say saddam, he cries.
heh. tell him to “shoot yourself”
santa got game!
tell him to moon you!!
sex…
Ask him something like, Is Al-Qaeda Sunni? lol, he’s on his way to becomming involved in the intelligence community.
Also, tell him to kill something, oh, and ask Is Hezbollah a terrorist group?
Type Howard Dean, and you’ll hate him.
hahaha! john kerry’s “not on his list”
coal for you Senator!
Type Howard Dean, and you’ll hate him.
War is the trigger word to make him salute. He salutes Ron Howard, Howard Stern, etc.
Howard the Duck, however, makes him bend over. Can’t figure that one out.
In honor of the late, great Peter Boyle I’m going to watch his 1970 masterpiece JOE. I’ve seen it a hundred times, but in the end a coupla those hippies are still breathing, and I’m gonna watch it ’til Joe gets it right!
Tell Santa newer face for pelosi for Christmas!
Smote all the silly Joooos
Me: “Fix the IMAO podcast.”
Santa: “That’s impossible!”
I told santa to “support the troops”…I should have guessed the reaction from a guy who only works one day a year and runs a commune while encouraging people to expect handouts they didn’t work for.
chip and tracy seem to be their names.
He must be British.
“Fag” makes him smoke to “Smoke on the Water.”
Like Santa himself, apparently I’m only going to work one day in December. Instead I’m feverishly trying to uncover more commands on this silly Santa game.
Here’s my list (so far): spit milk, spank elf, skip, balls, slap deer, burn tree, flirt, kiss, marry me, cellphone, pick up elf, burn chair, kill, die, love, kiss deer, elf kiss deer, beg, pout, wink, blink, tongue trick, touch ear, pull hair, jump rope, thumb wrestle, recite poem, act, imitate george bush, ninja, flip, skateboard, golf, monkey, who are you, you’re fat, you’re funny, you’re ugly, bring me a man, tell my fortune, trumpet, harmonica, cow, crow, you suck, you scuk (found this one accidently), pick up deer, fly, wax on, karate, freestyle, yodel, gargle, juggle, jump over chair, kick deer, kick chair, burn deer, hit deer, pet deer, kill deer, jump on tree, decorate tree, give me a present, insult me, break present, tennis, soccer, heisman, think, shake, raise arm, touch nose with tongue, hop on one foot, rock, sing, air guitar, guitar, drums, tap dance, hula hoop, read a book, shake butt, cabbage patch, kneel, pray, creep me out, hit yourself, happy, show teeth, square dance, snakes, vogue, matrix, gag, run into wall, pee, poop, roll over, take off beard, fart, opera, sit, macarena, frisbee, cartwheel, splits, back flip, slap thigh, worm, gymnastics, click heels, walk on hands, rub belly, peekaboo, eat, see food, finger, mad, cuss, kiss muscle, flex, sit indian style, yoga, laugh, act silly, ride a pony, swim, fall down, choke yourself, okay, surf, porn, pinch yourself, heart attack, stress, kick present, masterbate, stub toe, whistle, whisper, tell me a secret, tantrum, drunk, push up, drink milk, beer, surprise me, dive, evil eye, blow nose and subservient chicken.
Entering “Nancy Pelosi” elicits the response, “Now that’s just crazy talk.”
Damn, she so ooglay, even santa won’t throw her a bone at Christmas.
I think him saying Nancy Pelosi is crazy talk makes up for his salute of Howard Dean. But just barely.
Santa is slipping. He should know who is naught or nice, but when I entered Rumsfeld Strangler, he stated I had stumped him. Better than Rummy. He’d have throttled him.