I’ve seen a number of people have gotten Chronicles of Dubya by now, and I’d like to hear what you think of it since we worked hard on the book. Did you like the Glenn Reynold’s quote on the back? Google it; it’s real.
Also, when you’re done reading, why don’t you write a nice Amazon.com review. If you wrote a book, I’d write a review for you.

Here’s my synoposis of this video:
BWWWAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGH! RUF RUF RUF BWAAAUUUUUU URRRRRRRRRRR!
The sad part is, there’s a few braincells in my head that are actually nostalgic for this thing. I actually saw the thing when it aired.
Those braincells must die. Pass me the cordless drill.

John Hawkins has an interview with new blogger Tom DeLay. Will he ask the tough questions?
Rich Lowry makes it look like Jimmy Carter and Mel Gibson should be close friends. Did you know the Israelis are persecuting Christians now just like they did with Jesus? So says Jimmah!
Pelosi’s choice for head of the Intelligence Committee couldn’t even answer correctly whether al Qaeda is Sunni or Shiite. And people wonder why we don’t take the Democrats seriously on international affairs. I mean, I knew that one easy I just write a sucky humor blog. (hat tip to reader Sean)

Apparently, pit bulls have a taste for human flesh, so why not get a gift for both the baby and Rowdi, right?

A puppy chewed off four of a baby girl’s toes next to her sleeping parents, who were then booked on charges of child desertion and criminal negligence, police said Monday.
Mary Shannon Hansche, 22, and Christopher Wayne Hansche, 26, told police they woke to the baby’s cries, found her mangled foot and took her to the hospital early Sunday.
Police said that they were sleeping on a mattress and that the month-old girl was in an infant seat beside them when the 6-week-old pit bull began chewing on her toes.
“They did not see the dog injuring the child,” police spokesman Mark Natale said.

This little piggy went inside the pit bull…
This little piggy also went inside the pit bull…
This little piggy… sure, it also went inside the pit bull…
This little piggy went into a mosque and… ha ha, just kidding… inside the pit bull…
Okay, seriously – here’s the best part:

The puppy might have been trying to nurse on the toes of the baby, a veterinarian speculated.
“I know that sounds a little far-fetched, but that’s the first thing that comes to my mind,” Michael Dale said.

The first thing that came to mind when I read the story was “Baby needs a new pair of shoes.”
But then, I’m a sick bastard.

Regarding the following statement by Barak Obama:

As to whether America is ready for a black president, he seems unfazed.
He acknowledges that there are people who will not vote for him because of the colour of his skin, but as he points out, the same people would probably not vote for him because of his politics.

He’s right.
I hate his politics. He’s just another limosine-liberal socialist pig. But the REAL reason I wouldn’t vote for him is because of his skin color.
It’s not dark enough.
I just don’t trust those high yellows.
If I were to vote for a Negro, I’d want him to be the glossy black of hand-polished ebony. But I suppose I might be able to put up with a single-cream-in-a-large-coffee shade of politician.
So…
Condi Rice – yes
Colin Powell – no
Morgan Freeman – yes
O.J. Simpson – depends whether he was most recently on the cover of Time or Newsweek.
So if you’re a so-called “black” man trying to get my endorsement for your presidential aspirations, remember one thing:

[Hat tip: Yeah, Right, Whatever]

I was thinking what should we do with the problem of Jimmy Carter, the human embodiment of failure. He has occupied the title of President since the 70’s and has diminished said title ever since. We cannot coexist with this disgrace to the great nation of the United States of America. He must be pushed into the sea and then never spoken of again.

Since the Iranians are holding a conference questioning the Holocaust, but I guess that’s only fair since they’re only just countering the world-famous Conference of Mohammed Denial going on in Tel Aviv right now.
Haven’t heard about it?
Well, of course not. Jews control the media, right, Mel Gibson?
The organizers claim that this conference is being held because there’s so much anti-Muslim sentiment out there, and there’s no better solution to Islamophobia that getting the truth out about the solid foundations underneath today’s Religion Of Peace, right?
But in reality, it’s just a racist, Islam-denying group of haters and propagandists looking to generate anti-Muslim sentiment among government figures and hard-right Christian pro-Zionist agistators looking to wipe every member of the Arab League and OIC off of the map.
A careful examination of the agenda reveals the sick underbelly of these creatures:

• Did Mohammed actually happen, or was he some kind of articulated mannequin made from various readily-available materials such as wood scraps and meat byproducts?
• Did Mohammed happen to the extent claimed by historians, or was it just an excuse used by Muslims to steal Christian holy land?
• Did Mohammed actually hear revelations from the Angel Gabriel, or was he just nuts?
• Did Mohammed actually rape and then marry Aisha, or was he actually a homosexual that would never rape and marry a female child?

These pretty much cover all the major issues that Mohammed-deniers constantly bring up today. Sure, they say that they are coming up with well-researched answers on each controvery regarding Mohammed, wishing to finally put the endless debates to rest, but these so-called academics and religious figures attending the conference are nothing more than deranged psychopaths looking for an excuse to continue their endless crusage against the Islamic world.
They may say that questioning aspects of Mohammed is not meant to diminish his influence over civilization today, but we know the truth. They aren’t treating the subject matter with the same intellectual curiosity that participants in the Iranian conference on the Holocaust are doing with that (alleged) historical event, completely absent of genocidal rhetoric and hatred, and they should be ashamed
What shacks me to the core are the photos of a fringe group of imams attending the conference who deny the divine nature of Mohammed, deny the legitimacy of every Islamic state and institution, and feel that any talk of the caliphate by any means other than Allah’s direct intervention is just an excuse of dreams of Islamic conquest. These self-loathing Muslims, oh how they make me sick!
Oh, worst of all was their contest to come up with a logo for the conference. I mean, come on… did they really need to go looking for more cartoons?
Oh well. Hopefully, the conference will end without incident, and there won’t be any reports of six rabbis working together to do a dry-run of a repeat of 9/11.

Over the weekend, Lair had a hilarious video on a new menace this Christmas season. Also, I had my own video of the shuttle night launch.