Is Hillary a Muslim?

People got all upset about picture of Obama in Muslim clothes, but I never saw people get upset about this picture of Hillary in a burka:


Well… prove it’s not her.

AP Begins Bombing Campaign Against Copyright Infringement

WASHINGTON (AP) – After shutting down the blog Snapped Shot by threatening legal action for copyright infringement, the Associated Press stepped up its offensive against blogger Brian Ledbetter by bombing his house, claiming that it was the only way to “make sure all his illegal AP photos were destroyed”.

AP Lawyer Priti Doshi defended the news agency’s position in a press conference on Sunday. “Some people want to frame this as some sort of ‘freedom of speech’ issue, but that’s just crazy talk. Sure U.S. copyright law’s fair use exemption specifically covers ‘criticism’, but what Snapped Shot did was expose our anti-Israeli bias and terrorist sympathies. That’s not criticism, that’s honesty. I’m not aware of any fair use exemption for THAT.”
“As for the bombing,” continued Doshi, “well, you know how it is with digital images. Brian may take down his site, but what about the files on his computer? He could post them again or send them to another blogger to post. If AP photos which have been published world wide on news sites that have paid us for them were to be posted by some blogger who wasn’t making a dime, that could bankrupt AP within days. The explosive destruction of the man’s domicile was obviously our only option.”
In a written statement sent from a dank, sunless room deep within the AP Ghraib Re-education Facilty, Ledbetter freely expessed regret for his actions. “I have willfully engaged in copyright infringement and ThrOugh my cRiminal acTs, UndeRminEd AP’s ability to turn a profit. I regret my actions and make this statement of my own free will and without duress.”

Frank Suggestion to Combat the Idea that Obama Is a Muslim

The rumors of Obama being Muslim won’t go away, even though Obama has come out and assured the American people he is most definitively probably not a Muslim. Even Hillary has got to hinting at it, saying that Obama is not a Muslim… “as far as I know.”
Now, the problem is that if Obama protests too loudly, he’ll look like he’s being insensitive to the Muslim religion, and we know how Democrats hate being insensitive to crap like that. Here’s my idea: While making campaign stops at diners, make sure he always orders things with bacon in it. If that’s too subtle, he can say out loud while he eats, “Mmm! Tasty tasty bacon!” It’s a simple solution.
Unless it’s against his religion.
Anyway, this tip from the political genius of Frank J. is free of charge. If the Obama camp wants anymore, they’ll cost cash money.

There Is an International Crisis at 3 A.M.; President Obama Answers the Call


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