A Perfectly Imperfect Response

I get annoyed at the all the Obamaniac’s and their sacred chanting. Don’t you?

Yes, We Can!
Yes, We Can!
Yes, We Can!
Yes, We Can!

So when you hear Obombified people doing this, interupt.
Shake your head sadly and confidently say

No, McCain’t!
No, McCain’t!
No, McCain’t!

I admit it doesn’ make any more sense than ‘Yes We Can” but its also pretty hard to argue with.

14 Comments

  1. If we are going to take Liberal mindless chatter that doesn’t make sense and turn it around for our own use, can we take their practice of using corn starch and red food coloring for political purposes?
    The next time we see some of those Code Pinkos or other Anti-war losers, we can throw our concoction on them. “This represents the blood of the American Service member that was shed to allow you to publicly act like a raging douche bag. Terrorist die but you still lie!”
    What’s the worst that could happen? They break their thumbs because they couldn’t figure out not put them in their fist when swinging at us?

  2. Since my recent conversion to Obamism, I am really starting to enjoy the rhythm of ‘Yes we can!’. It’s so relaxing and energizing, as I realize I’m Involved and Fully Engaged in the democratic process, exercising my right to self expression, without having to use any of my mental faculties whatsoever.
    I urge all of you to likewise become Obamists, to bask in the glow of his presence, and to get on the O train before it gets on you.
    He’s watching.

  3. It’s just good strategy for McCain to keep his mouth shut between now and the convention and let Hillary and Obama beat each other up. Furthermore, he needs to keep his feet on the floor. They have a tendency to auto-insert themselves.

  4. “Si, se puede!”
    #4 – Posted by: Veeshir on March 25, 2008 12:14 PM
    But Obama always screws that one up. he always said Su, se puede! What a dork! He never says it anymore, though. He only does it in English now.

  5. Theses are libs. They have a tenuous relationship with common sense as it is. I’m sure they’ll come up with a vast right wing conspiracy theory to explain “No we Mcain’t.” After all when you spend your youth experimenting with mind altering drugs the least you should get is a better imagination.

  6. I have it on good authority that the creators of the childrens show “Bob The Builder” are suing ScamaObamaJama for copyright infringment as the “Yes we Can” slogan is Bob’s “catch phrase”. Even more scary…if you put a construction hardhat on ScamaObama he looks like “Bob” with a tan.
    No we McCaint!….is that said with a southern accent as in “taint” or pronounced normally as in McRant? I wanna make sure I get it right at the next meeting of the Evil White Mens Section (a subsidiary of the Typical White Person Club of America).

  7. I already have the Saturday Night Live episode in my head, once Obama has the nomination locked. A 95 year old guy dodders onto stage and barely knows his name for the Presidential debates and shits his pants (John McCain)…then a 13 year old black kid comes on as Obama spouting Hope and Change (mixed with racial intolerance to whites along with hatred for America and a pinch of bigotry) and BAMM!!!

  8. #11 Im with you USS. The role of MCCain should be played by Chevy Chase, and of course Obama by young Eddie Murphy. At the end they could fall back to the Buckwheat been shot schtick they ran after the Reagan Assasination attempt.

  9. I just love all of the campaign slogans from Obama supporters.
    – America’s chickens are coming home to roost!
    – The white man’s greed serves the world’s need!
    – No, no, no, not God bless America, God damn America!
    – Fighting for peace is like raping for virginity!
    – What’s going on in white America…the US of KKK!
    How do they come up with such catchy slogans? Go Obama!

  10. If you want to really give them something they can’t argue with, shut your eyes tight, put your fingers in your ears and jump up and down screaming, “Muffins for all! Muffins for all! Muffins for all!”
    I tried this at work and everyone just left the room. I think it can be used to clear out an Obama rally, too!

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