I’ve been hearing stuff lately about Frost Nixon. Is that like some new superhero? If so, he sounds awesome!
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Yeah he’s the DC version of Iceman. His powers include the ability to destroy entire crops of tomatoes with a wave of his hand and making it impossible to see through your windshield in the morning.
His fight record is 0-25 if you count the 25 times the Black Canary didn’t return his call even though she said she would. (I’m sure she ran in to Lady Blackhawk, started catching up, and she lost track of time. Don’t worry. She’ll call someday.)
Isn’t Frost Nixon the mayor of White Horse, Yukon? He’s the guy whose primary function is to jump start people’s trucks with his tricked out Zamboni during the long, dark winter months. He accepts only Crown Royal and back bacon in payment. He’s gruff, but loveable. He’s married to a young Russian woman named Svetlana who treats him scornfully and spends a lot of time with the high school hockey team.
Frost Nixon is nothing compared to Waterboard Carter though. IIRC, Waterboard has half the special powers as Aquaman and make himself resemble a inflatable dummy whenever he or anyone else in the world has a bucket over their head.
Yeah he’s the DC version of Iceman. His powers include the ability to destroy entire crops of tomatoes with a wave of his hand and making it impossible to see through your windshield in the morning.
His fight record is 0-25 if you count the 25 times the Black Canary didn’t return his call even though she said she would. (I’m sure she ran in to Lady Blackhawk, started catching up, and she lost track of time. Don’t worry. She’ll call someday.)
Nobody beats AquaMan…well actually nubile young males are rumored to…well…you get the picture?
Isn’t Frost Nixon the mayor of White Horse, Yukon? He’s the guy whose primary function is to jump start people’s trucks with his tricked out Zamboni during the long, dark winter months. He accepts only Crown Royal and back bacon in payment. He’s gruff, but loveable. He’s married to a young Russian woman named Svetlana who treats him scornfully and spends a lot of time with the high school hockey team.
“Nixon’s The One” – the original One.
Bring back memories from any oldtimers out there?
Aquaman is his own douche bag.
Frost Nixon = illegitimate half-brother of Snow Miser.
Sock it to me?
Whoever heard of nubile young males?
Frost Nixon is nothing compared to Waterboard Carter though. IIRC, Waterboard has half the special powers as Aquaman and make himself resemble a inflatable dummy whenever he or anyone else in the world has a bucket over their head.