Marvin & Ricky,
You got that right. Unlike ignorant, ass-kissing dogs, cats are smart – they know that toddlers are worthless creatures totally incapable of opening cat food cans. There is no reason whatsoever to keep them alive. They are even more useless than puppies which at least can be made into tasty smoothies.
During a family visit to my uncle and aunt’s farm,
me and my cousin (both 5 years old) got lost in the woods.
We just followed the dog home.
No one had even noticed we were missing.
My folks had 8 kids.
My uncle and aunt had 14 kids.
We could have been gone a week.
“Pa! Have you counted the kids today?”
“No Ma, I thought it was your turn!”
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I would just like to say you only see this type of heroism in dogs. Cats would have lost interest in the boy after about five minutes.
#2 marvin…. about 1/2 hr later the cats would have shown up to eat the toddler after not finding anyone else to annoy and ignore.
Marvin & Ricky,
You got that right. Unlike ignorant, ass-kissing dogs, cats are smart – they know that toddlers are worthless creatures totally incapable of opening cat food cans. There is no reason whatsoever to keep them alive. They are even more useless than puppies which at least can be made into tasty smoothies.
You know why there are never news stories about cats getting eaten by gators?
Cuz no one cares.
During a family visit to my uncle and aunt’s farm,
me and my cousin (both 5 years old) got lost in the woods.
We just followed the dog home.
No one had even noticed we were missing.
My folks had 8 kids.
My uncle and aunt had 14 kids.
We could have been gone a week.
“Pa! Have you counted the kids today?”
“No Ma, I thought it was your turn!”
While it’s true that cats would have eaten the toddler, they would still have left the bits they didn’t like by his family’s doorstep.
LMAO!
I told a lie. My uncle and aunt only had 12 kids.