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  1. Marvin & Ricky,
    You got that right. Unlike ignorant, ass-kissing dogs, cats are smart – they know that toddlers are worthless creatures totally incapable of opening cat food cans. There is no reason whatsoever to keep them alive. They are even more useless than puppies which at least can be made into tasty smoothies.

  2. During a family visit to my uncle and aunt’s farm,
    me and my cousin (both 5 years old) got lost in the woods.
    We just followed the dog home.
    No one had even noticed we were missing.
    My folks had 8 kids.
    My uncle and aunt had 14 kids.
    We could have been gone a week.

    “Pa! Have you counted the kids today?”
    “No Ma, I thought it was your turn!”

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