Blagojevich has pay-to-play.
Richardson has his bribes.
Geithner has his common, innocent, tax mistake.
Wonder what’s next…?
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* Nancy Pelosi discovered to be Michael Jackson in drag.
* Obama Express – said to be running on “biodiesel” – was actually using whale oil. Obama claims he was merely honoring Lincoln.
* Did you know that the Secretary of State is 4th in the line of succession to the Presidency? After a maid stumbles across Hillary’s secret hand-written manifesto “Four Bullets to the Top”, EVERYONE will.
* At 2:14 a.m. August 29th, 2009, Joe Biden’s hair plugs become self-aware. Judgement Day follows.
* An increasingly unhinged Al Franken starts wearing dresses and demanding to be called “Alice”. Eventually moves in with Barney Frank.
* Roland Burris is caught running a bookie operation out of his house. Claims he would’ve quit as soon as he raised the 500 large that would keep Blagojevich from breaking his kneecaps.
* Shocking internet sex tape featuring Barbara Boxer & Wayne LaPierre. Dozens of insurance companies go bankrupt paying bills for hysterical blindness treatments.
* After Robert Byrd runs out of things in West Virginia to name after himself, begins habitually referring to the President as “Byrdbama”.
* Director’s cut of “An Inconvenient Truth” is accidentally released featuring a bonus video of Al Gore laughing maniacally, yelling “Suckers!”, and diving into a swimming pool full of money.
* Obama “absent-mindedly” scratches his face with his middle finger during unconditional negotiations with Iran. Judgement Day follows.
Anything else we should be watching for?
Vladd the Putin is found to be the bankroller of most of the brothels in Nevada as well as the mastermind behind the government takeover of the banking system in the United States, and a member OF THE DEMONCRAT PARTY.
(he’s also sold his soul to the devil but that is a prerequisite to join the DNC-everybody know that so it’s no surprise).
Obama found dumping bodies into Potomac River; reporters claim that the man seen dumping the bodies was actually Sarah Palin in disguise, and even if Obama was a gangster, that would be great, because it would be “historic”.
Thanks, Harv, for forcing me to purchase a new keyboard. Self-aware hair plugs? I’m dyin’ here.
Perhaps Osama bin Laden will be discovered behind an editor’s desk at the NYT… hilarity ensues…
What if Byrd dies while O is in office? Would O have to attend the funeral? Byrd was a member of the Klan and has noted anti-black opinions. How could he handle it?
Informed that Lincoln was a Republican, Obama declares himself “Just sick over these interminable distractions” and departs for Hawaii leaving the capable Joe Biden in charge.
Al Franken strikes me as more of a “Helen”, actually. So respectable, yet so so *dirty*…
* Did you know that the Secretary of State is 4th in the line of succession to the Presidency? After a maid stumbles across Hillary’s secret hand-written manifesto “Four Bullets to the Top”, EVERYONE will.
Part of which includes three apparent suicides found in Fort Marcy Park.
More recent headline: Fat Child found in Waxmans nostril. Three still missing.
I sure hope the first one’s wrong. I had my money on Pelosi being Manuel Noriega in drag.
When you look at Pelosi and Waxman and any number of other Dem leaders you have to wonder if the Libtards have some rule about “Only ‘f— ugly’ people need apply”.
Good ones, Harvey!
How about Leon Panetta finds out that CIA doesn’t stand for Chicks In Action?
meh, don’t quit your day job.
This post is irrelevant. Please see the Executive Order below, set to be signed at approx 12:10 PM, 20 Jan 2009.
“Effective immediately, the words “Democrat” and “Obama Administration” will not be presented in the text of a newspaper, or uttered by anyone on television or radio, in the same sentence with any of the following words or phrases:
– Scandal
– Pay for Play
– William “Bill” Ayers
– Jeremiah Wright
– Fannie Mae
– Freddie Mac
– Bribe
– Clinton
– Impeached
– Corrupt
– Illegal nanny
– Unpaid taxes
– Recession
– Wealth transfer
– James Traficant
– Tax and spend
– Bailout
– BDS
– Rod Blagojevich
– Opposed Abraham Lincoln
– Opposed Civil Rights Act (either 1875 or 1964)
– Lynch mob
– Politics of the KKK
– Foreign campaign contributions
– Any other phrase or word with nasty (even if historically accurate) connotations
The use of these divisive and hurtful words will be considered hate speech and prosecuted by the Justice Department. Anyone guilty of hating our exalted leaders will be subject to an indefinite period of imprisonment in the recently emptied Camp Delta.”
Signed,
B. Hussein Obama
Glorious Leader for Life
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Waxman might be a Reman.
How about if the guy picked to speak for the Muslims at the inauguration has ties to Hamas?
Oh wait, that already happened.
http://tinyurl.com/7s4rfn
Sorry about that.
While shockingly funny, the resemblance of Pelosi and Jackson has got nothing on the similarity of Obama campaign chair David Axelrod and Hitler, or the nasty boss from the movie “9 to 5”, or some funky mix of the two. Apparently they realized it to because he was almost never pictured during the election. His other distinction is getting Dick “destroyer of airports” Dailey elected mayor of Chicago.
At any rate, more Harvey brilliance. Self-Aware Hair Plugs is the father of a thousand spit-takes.
Timothy Geitners new ‘Honest mistake clause’ in the revised tax laws cause an unpresidented disruption in tax collection, the country goes bankrupt overnight.
#13 is correct. When the Demoncrats are in charge of everything, scandals are either ignored or blamed on conservatives.
“Byrdbama” made me choke on an orange. I work in WV and there are at least two things at my place of business named after the Grand Drago…. I mean Senator. He is running out.