Apparently Obama got his Twitter account hacked, and though I Googled my hardest to find what those nefarious scalliwags graffitied his page with, I don’t think I succeeded.
I mean, I found some entries that MIGHT have been faked, but it’s kinda hard to tell:
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* McCain ran a clean campaign, never once claiming that “Barack” sounds like the noise a chicken makes.
* Michelle’s gonna upgrade her starter set! (o)(o) YAY! Fake boobies!
* Why Clinton for Sec of State? As we say in Chicago “keep your friends close, and your enemies dangling over a pit of poisoned spikes”.
* Roland Burris is WAY over-qualified for my senate seat, since you really only need to be 50% black to fill it.
* Uh… change… uh… hope… uh… historic… uh… damn this broken teleprompter! BRB…
* Black history: back of the bus – front of the bus – under the bus
* Best. Shirtless. President. EVA! Boo-yah! Who’s your daddy?
* Yeah, I’m appointing nothing but has-been Clinton wonks, but you know in your heart that McCain woulda done exactly the same thing.
* Pie pie pie pie pie pie baked beans pie pie pie pie and pie.
* I’m just like Lincoln, except that four score and seven years from now we’ll all be speaking Farsi.
* I did not have appointmental discussions with that Governor, Rod Blagojevich.
* It’s a low-growing annual with dull-green, deeply-cut, compound leaves which have a distinct spicy-pungent flavor, NOW STOP ASKING!
Let me know if you find any I missed.
* Waffles waffles waffles waffles SPAM waffles waffles waffles waffles.
* Franchises avaiable: “The Obama House” – serving arugula-flavored waffles and fried chicken 24/7. $100,000 to start. Call Blago Enterprises in Chicago at 555-555-5555. No lawyers/FEDS.
* Buy your Obama Commemorative Coins here: gold paint over slag metal; $19.95 while supplies last.
* Highway Sig Alert: The bus is full, but it can’t move. Too many bodies blocking the wheels.
* Note from Al Qaeda: “Wez at yur Inaugural, messn wit yr teleprmtr!”
Great stuff, Harvey!
White chicks!
Can someone shut up the gays. We blacks don’t like the gays!
* HA HA HA, using a white computer does NOT make me a racist.
* See? I can type one handed too, just like McCain.
* Hi, I’m a MAC! PC gettin no bailout.
* So THAT’S internet pron.
* Why you holdin that buckit in your hand willus?
Ummmm… isn’t Obama closer to 6 1/2 % black?
You said to stop asking, but I really gots to know: Does it contain glucosides such as allyl sulphonocyanate while the seed oil contains erucic acid?
“I’m just like Lincoln, except that four score and seven years from now we’ll all be speaking Farsi.”
¿Qué? No intiendo.
Other than that, how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
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Sarah Palin – yeah, I’d hit that.