Random Thoughts

How much do I have to pay to not hear anything more about the John Edwards sex tape?

They might as well sentence Madoff to life in prison because at his age I don’t think he’ll live 150 more years.

Perez Hilton and Rose O’Donnell should team up and do a talk show together. Then again, the larger one would probably end up eating the smaller one.

If Sotomayor is made a Supreme Court Justice, can other judges sue Obama for hiring on race instead of merit?

Can we sue America for the election of Obama as a hiring based on race instead of merit?

I think one of the reasons I feel so bad about Billy Mays dying is that I had the ShamWow guy in my dead pool.

I wonder if China will take California in exchange for debts we own. Hopefully they’re that stupid.

Dude, Slipknot, calm down. There’s no reason to scream.

Man, I wish I was in the military. If they one day plot a coup, I’ll be so out of the loop.

Even assuming Obama knows much I am unawares, why is he jumping to attention on Honduras when we had to drag him kicking and screaming on Iran?

So do I believe Honduras or Castro, Obama, and Chavez on whether the rule of law was followed?

Do you think Rep. Waxman’s face is strategic? You’re drawn to make fun of it when you really should be making fun of his intelligence.

14 Comments

  1. “So do I believe Honduras or Castro, Obama, and Chavez on whether the rule of law was followed?”

    The views of the Honduran congress, which adhered to its own constitution, or the views of three illegal presidents…hmm, that’s a tough one.

  2. How much do I have to pay to not hear anything more about the John Edwards sex tape?

    john edwards? isn’t he like a psycho who talks to dead people or something? Is he the guy that got caught in a hotel with rosie odonnell? or is he the lawyer that makes biden look intelligent?

  3. Do you think Rep. Waxman’s face is strategic? You’re drawn to make fun of it when you really should be making fun of his intelligence.

    I like to make fun of his face and his intelligence. paint him pink give him a curly tail and make him oink cause he looks like a little piggy.

    Can we sue America for the election of Obama as a hiring based on race instead of merit?

    if only that could work.

    I wonder if China will take California in exchange for debts we own. Hopefully they’re that stupid.

    I like that idea

  4. Yet another of the many injustices of 2009 will be that the ShamWow guy is still alive.
    While I hated Billy Mays’ shouting, I did appreciate that he was very conservative politically and business-oriented.

    Actually, I hope there is a release of the John Edwards sex tape, if only to cut a huge air-hole in the democratic idol worship of their party leaders. One comment I heard was that the woman did something that Edwards found irresistible – she showed up with a comb and a brush. PJTV gave a very good take on Edward’s wife’s book, for that matter.

  5. Sell the Chinese the western part of California, right up to the San Andreas Fault. When billions of Chinese move into Chinafornia, it will precipitate The Big One, and voila!, beachfront property from San Jose to San Bernardino!>>> When asked who’s to blame, we can honestly say,”It’s San Andreas fault.”

  6. I would have preferred if Billy Mays and the shamwow twerp had beaten each other to death in a steel cage match where the steel cage had sound dampers. I know nothing of Mays beyond his shouting and loathed him for it. The shamwow twerp should smother in a snuggie accident, now, and the world will be a better place for my poor nerves.

  7. Billie Mays rocked. My kids are addicted to his new tv show. On one of the episodes he and the other guy gave a seventeen year old inventor (mom was a single parent) $100,000 to develop his invention. He said he was doing it because the US desparately needs innovation right now. He rocked. RIP!

  8. Dude, Slipknot, calm down. There’s no reason to scream.

    I love it when my kids are Playing Tony Hawk and I can sing along to the Sex Pistols and Dead Kennedys and they’re all like, “Dad, you KNOW this song?!?!” That must have been how my mom felt when I discovered Mel Torme’ and Sinatra.

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