Frank Advice for Life

Always keep a negative attitude about everything, because as Science! will tell you, negative attracts positive.

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  1. I take-2 steps forward
    I take-2 steps back
    We come together
    Cuz opposites attract
    And you know-it ain’t fiction
    Just a natural fact
    We come together
    Cuz opposites attract

    – some washed up choreographer who got canned from American Idol

  2. Two molecules are walking down the street and bump into each other.

    Molecule #1: “Are you all right?”
    Molecule #2: “No, I lost an electron.”
    Molecule #1: “Are you sure?”

    Molecule #2: “I’m positive.”

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