Back in my poor college student days, I’d take the time to save up 25 pennies, so that I could go to the Student Union, exchange them for a quarter, and play Ms. Pac-Man. Don’t tell me they’re useless. 🙂
No no, you must not! Squirrels have accumulated over $2.3 trillion dollars of pennies over the past 60 years this way and are planning to topple the human economy! Eh, go ahead and throw pennies anyway. Obama is already toppling the human economy, worst the squirrels can do is beat him to it.
“A penny for your thoughts” takes on new meaning under Frank’s philosophy. For example, these days, a penny for a liberal’s thoughts will buy you endless, worthless babble. It use to buy some nice candy instead, but nooooooo. Not any more.
Put 50 pennies in a coin wrapper,hold it in your closed hand, then punch a hippie. When the O-bah-muhh Economy leaves you with pennies, make ‘copper knuckles’.
In the movie Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid this guy used a shotgun packed with dimes to shoot a man. In wimpy Obama World we have to chuck pennies a fuzzy tailed park rats.
Pennies are VERY useful! A guy I met on a bus once told me how pennies can be used to solve our energy crisis. He said we could melt down all the pennies and turn them into copper wire, then use the wire to bring electricity to every home in the country! And the best part– it would be FREE because it would have been paid for by the PENNIES!
I guess nobody was listening to his brilliant plan, though, because they were prejudiced against his smell and scruffy appearance.
Pennies are worthless. You’ll get much more value out of them chucking them at squirrels.
I chuck them at hippies myself, on those rare occasions when I get to San Francisco. Sometimes I have to settle for lefties in Shallow Alto. I heat the pennies with a cigar lighter first.
MoogieP, just place them on railroad tracks for free and wait for a train. Then give ’em away to local kids telling them, “This is what you’re money will be worth when you grow up. Squat.”
A penny made after 1982 is worthless. Before that, though, they were made of copper. A copper penny is worth 1.8¢ today. In a couple years it might be worth 10¢. Gee, I wonder if any other money is like that…?
A man went to the hardware store to buy washers. They were 6 cents a piece, so he went home and drilled holes in some nickels. (true story. I read it in Readers Digest.)
Back in my poor college student days, I’d take the time to save up 25 pennies, so that I could go to the Student Union, exchange them for a quarter, and play Ms. Pac-Man. Don’t tell me they’re useless. 🙂
If you chuck it at squirrels with a slingshot, a penny will buy you a squirrel dinner.
No no, you must not! Squirrels have accumulated over $2.3 trillion dollars of pennies over the past 60 years this way and are planning to topple the human economy! Eh, go ahead and throw pennies anyway. Obama is already toppling the human economy, worst the squirrels can do is beat him to it.
And a bird in the hand gets you bird tuberculosis and purple shit stains.
Unless you’re Ben Franklin, who did tricks with pennies to impress the ladies.
A penny and an underage prostitute will buy you 3 days at the clintons.
Send the penny to Barry’s hut-dwelling bro’ in Kenya. As a percentage of his income, that penny would be pretty meaningful.
innominatus,
And, it will be more money than he’ll ever see from Barry or his life-partner Michelle.
“A penny for your thoughts” takes on new meaning under Frank’s philosophy. For example, these days, a penny for a liberal’s thoughts will buy you endless, worthless babble. It use to buy some nice candy instead, but nooooooo. Not any more.
If you have fitify cents PLUS a penny, then you can make a pretty cool momento at Zoo Boise.
*fifty*
Put 50 pennies in a coin wrapper,hold it in your closed hand, then punch a hippie. When the O-bah-muhh Economy leaves you with pennies, make ‘copper knuckles’.
boycottnrsc.blogspot.com advocates not giving them (or any other monetary units) to the National Republican Senatorial Commitee. NOT ONE RED CENT!!
And if you chuck them at the Mutant Russian Black Squirrels, you’ll just make them mad,(or laugh, if you throw like a girl).
I’ve never actually seen a “red” cent before so I couldn’t give one if I wanted to.
In the movie Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid this guy used a shotgun packed with dimes to shoot a man. In wimpy Obama World we have to chuck pennies a fuzzy tailed park rats.
Pennies are VERY useful! A guy I met on a bus once told me how pennies can be used to solve our energy crisis. He said we could melt down all the pennies and turn them into copper wire, then use the wire to bring electricity to every home in the country! And the best part– it would be FREE because it would have been paid for by the PENNIES!
I guess nobody was listening to his brilliant plan, though, because they were prejudiced against his smell and scruffy appearance.
For a penny and a quarter you can get a cool, squished and flattened penny at many a tourist trap! Presto, change-o! Just how Washington works, huh?
Pennies are worthless. You’ll get much more value out of them chucking them at squirrels.
I chuck them at hippies myself, on those rare occasions when I get to San Francisco. Sometimes I have to settle for lefties in Shallow Alto. I heat the pennies with a cigar lighter first.
MoogieP, just place them on railroad tracks for free and wait for a train. Then give ’em away to local kids telling them, “This is what you’re money will be worth when you grow up. Squat.”
Pennies can be useful to put on the closed eyelids of dead Leftists.
Mmm, Mmm, Squirrel.
The Other Yellow Meat.
A penny made after 1982 is worthless. Before that, though, they were made of copper. A copper penny is worth 1.8¢ today. In a couple years it might be worth 10¢. Gee, I wonder if any other money is like that…?
A man went to the hardware store to buy washers. They were 6 cents a piece, so he went home and drilled holes in some nickels. (true story. I read it in Readers Digest.)