So now that the left openly views and calls us domestic terrorists does that mean they are going to start being nice to us and wearing out faces on T-shirts?
I think the best way for us to implement this is to erect really tall towers in high crime areas, and then perch snipers inside them. Now I know what you are asking, “Won’t all the gunfire at 3am wake up babies?” That is why our snipers will use rail guns.
I forgot to clarify that these towers will also be really high. Like say a thirty foot tall dear stand, on top of the Sears Tower (for the high crime area known as Chicago). We can all take turns, that way we will be just like batman, looking over Gotham, only with rail guns.
No No No…. You shout “hey lady! Is that guy chasing you with the intent to rape you? If she responds in the affirmative you then should as “Is it alright if I shoot him?”.
What is wrong with society today? We’ve lost the ability to be polite! Im sure Ann Landers would back me up on this…. It is a serious breech of decorum to shoot a potential rapist without allowing the intended victim the opportunity to do so first. We’re not ANIMALS ya know!
What if dinosaurs use the rail guns against us? We could make only rail-guns with small buttons and tiny triggers. Or we could solve all future uprising by other species by making them simply thumb operated.
Oh, you forgot the meat cleaver & stiff member in the description, Dirty Harry.
Inda blue states, this “citizen” could win millions from the local/state coffers for interfering with his “pursuit of happiness” by so much as distracting him to ask a question – hey, sup dude? Shoot ’em? You jest, right?
While I appreciate the chivalry, Frank, but I’d rather have my own gun to defend myself. What if you’re shooting someone else’s wannabe rapist? Where does that leave me?
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross!
Mayor: I don’t want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore District. Understand? That’s my policy.
Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult-male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard, that’s my policy.
Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.
Mayor: (after Callahan has left) I think he’s got a point.
With all the layers of fact checking and editing seen on this blog in the comments section, one might think this was a main stream media operation….
Instead of shooting the out-of-wedlock child wouldn’t it make more sense to shoot the adult male?
Intent? How do you establish that?
I think we need a committee to establish intent before we even begin formulating a proportionate response.
So now that the left openly views and calls us domestic terrorists does that mean they are going to start being nice to us and wearing out faces on T-shirts?
What if the would-be rapist is a former president?
I think the best way for us to implement this is to erect really tall towers in high crime areas, and then perch snipers inside them. Now I know what you are asking, “Won’t all the gunfire at 3am wake up babies?” That is why our snipers will use rail guns.
I forgot to clarify that these towers will also be really high. Like say a thirty foot tall dear stand, on top of the Sears Tower (for the high crime area known as Chicago). We can all take turns, that way we will be just like batman, looking over Gotham, only with rail guns.
Although I do appreciate the chivalry, a weapons of own may be in order for us ladies.
No No No…. You shout “hey lady! Is that guy chasing you with the intent to rape you? If she responds in the affirmative you then should as “Is it alright if I shoot him?”.
What is wrong with society today? We’ve lost the ability to be polite! Im sure Ann Landers would back me up on this…. It is a serious breech of decorum to shoot a potential rapist without allowing the intended victim the opportunity to do so first. We’re not ANIMALS ya know!
What if dinosaurs use the rail guns against us? We could make only rail-guns with small buttons and tiny triggers. Or we could solve all future uprising by other species by making them simply thumb operated.
maybe we could appoint an intent Czar.
..in the balls…
..with a shot gun.
Oh, you forgot the meat cleaver & stiff member in the description, Dirty Harry.
Inda blue states, this “citizen” could win millions from the local/state coffers for interfering with his “pursuit of happiness” by so much as distracting him to ask a question – hey, sup dude? Shoot ’em? You jest, right?
While I appreciate the chivalry, Frank, but I’d rather have my own gun to defend myself. What if you’re shooting someone else’s wannabe rapist? Where does that leave me?
Umm…Corona…just like WTF?
I like it Frank. Could we add that the first shot should be aimed at the offending organ and then another somewhere fatal. Just seems fair to me.
“Intent? How do you establish that?”
” He had a butcher knife and a hard on”
God love Dirty Harry
to establish intent you have to ask the newly appointed Intent Czar.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher’s knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross!
Is someone “cloning” Corona again? The second time that has gone on without the usual avatar.
#20 – Dohtimes,
Hey! you’re right, Corona’s avatar is different.
Good catch.
Frank, that’s got to be a new “best policy”.
Here is the correct movie dialogue:
Mayor: I don’t want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore District. Understand? That’s my policy.
Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult-male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard, that’s my policy.
Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross.
Mayor: (after Callahan has left) I think he’s got a point.
With all the layers of fact checking and editing seen on this blog in the comments section, one might think this was a main stream media operation….