Random Thoughts

If the average Chihuahua were as large as a pit bull, it would never stop killing.

I believe in Climate Change. So if it gets too hot, we don’t have to worry because eventually the climate will change.

I’ve heard from inside sources that so far Obama has done a very good job as president today.

Can’t believe the reporter didn’t follow up with Reid with, “Could you please demonstrate that dialect? Talk right into the mike.”

The scandal is over since we found Reid himself was the source for the comments; we know we can’t trust anything he says.

What other kind of bergs are there than the ice kind?

So are Democrats going to eventually get it so we get everything for free and never have to work, because I might be for that?

I’m somewhat glad they’re rebooting Spider-man. Spider-man is supposed to be energetic and wisecracking, i.e., not Tobey Maguire.

Obama on Reid: “If we threw out ever dumb honkey in the Senate, there wouldn’t be enough people left for a vote.”

My hope for the DailyCaller.com is it finally explains the thought process that ends in you leaving your house wearing a bow tie.

WHY IS ELECTRICITY ALWAYS HURTING ME?!!

John Casey from Chuck is perhaps my favorite openly-conservative character on TV… not that there’s many to choose from.

The new progressive revolution looks like it has as much longevity as a fart lit on fire.

19 Comments

  1. What other kind of bergs are there than the ice kind?

    Goldbergs
    Lindbergs

    WHY IS ELECTRICITY ALWAYS HURTING ME?!!

    Because most of us don’t know where you live?

    The new progressive revolution looks like it has as much longevity as a fart lit on fire.

    Heh heh heh, Frank said fart.

  2. Did someone watch ‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’ recently?
    New England agrees with Frank J. ” If you don’t like the weather in New England, wait a minute, it’ll change.”
    I’ve heard from inside sources that O-bah-muhh is teaching his girls the Negro dialect. Michelle is teaching them the Klingon dialect.
    Harry Reid speaks Pickaninny fluently, it’s a dialect of I’maninny.
    Spiderman= Wise-cracking & Energetic : Joe Pesci is too old, and Chris Rock is, well, black.
    Electricity is not racist, it hates everybody equally.
    Heh Heh heh, Frank said fart.

  3. “My hope for the DailyCaller.com is it finally explains the thought process that ends in you leaving your house wearing a bow tie.”

    Treacher (or whatever his name is) answered that question about Carlson: “Chew enough nicotine gum to fuel a dozen AA meetings”. Try it Frank, you’ll probably want to wear one too!

  4. Bow ties – – they don’t blow up over your shoulder in the wind and you can’t dip them in your soup. There is a trick to them – – it’s just like tying your shoes only up around your neck.

    [They also make you look like you’re a red rubber nose away from being a clown. -Ed.]

  5. Rocket-mounted small Mexican dogs would be a real threat to us all. Aiiieee !!!

    I hope the next conservative revolution lasts as long as that time I put down a big bowl of Popeye’s red beans and rice, followed a few hours later by fresh raw sushi. Our hotel actual;y had a maintenance team looking for the broken sewer pipe on our floor. Really.

  6. Adam Baldwin is amazing – between Firefly and Chuck, he is easily my favorite actor on tv (not counting his political views/the political views of any of his characters). Add that stuff in though…

    Any character that has a picture of Ronald Reagan in their house is OK with me. And I’m going to have to give a plug to Adam Baldwin’s blog. Anyone who hasn’t checked it out really should.

    http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/author/abaldwin/

  7. “Angel of Death”

    Him in the mustache was hilarious. It seems he has gotten a lot more screen time lately and his character has grown more complex. I know “Chuck” might be on the chopping block but I like that didn’t stop them from being willing to re-invent the show. Spent too much of the series with Chuck being whiny. I really like the way that “Awesome” knowing about his CIA identity changed the dynamic of the show. Thought it made everyone’s interactions feel alot fresher.

    Maybe in the future all shows will have a “Token Conservative”. Were just asking for one character who can laugh out loud when the rest of the cast talk themselves into stupid hippie delusions.

  8. WHY IS ELECTRICITY ALWAYS HURTING ME?!!

    “Jan. 12, 2010. OLYMPIA, Wash. (AP) — Court papers allege that an Olympia woman, angry that her husband left her, tampered with his power tools so that he received a powerful electric shock. Carolyn Paulsen-Riat was booked Friday into the Thurston County Jail for investigation of third-degree assault, domestic violence, and second-degree malicious mischief. A judge released the 33-year-old woman on her own recognizance.

    The Olympian newspaper reported that court documents said that on Jan. 1, the man was using a 220-volt table saw when he received the shock, knocking him to the ground. Thurston County sheriff’s deputies said the man did not need to go to a hospital.

    In the documents, deputies said the woman told them she had reversed the wires on his power tools because she was angry he was leaving.”

    Frank, buy Sarahk some flowers or something! (Just in case.)

  9. I’m somewhat glad they’re rebooting Spider-man. Spider-man is supposed to be energetic and wisecracking, i.e., not Tobey Maguire

    On the other hand, this news makes me wish I had money invested in Sony so I could defriend my investment.

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