Liberal Prayer: “Lord, please – PLEASE – let my opponents be racially motivated.”
Dude, Iceland needs to get its land under control. It can’t be exploding all the time like that.
In that bar where they found the iPhone they should also check around for Fermat’s elegant proof to his last theorem.
I heard that Iceland found a magic monkey’s paw and wished on it that the world would pay them more attention.
Iceland has government run health care, and it’s exploding. Just thought I’d mention that.
I’m sick and tired of the racism in the conservative movement, so I’m going to be a liberal. Know what we need? More taxes!
No, wait, I really hate taxes. I’m going to be a racist again.
Is gun control pretty much dead in this country? I guess it will finally be buried when California flips to right to carry.
By the time Obama ends don’t ask don’t tell, it will be a moot point since the military will be all robots. Well, it might help C3PO openly serve.
Liberal prayer: Give it all away. The tax payers will pay.
Liberal Prayer: “Now, give me what I want!”
Speaking of Iceland, right now, over at dumb@sscrat thunderground, the liverals are debating how miuch of the Boosh Amercian greed caused the land speculation that caused the volcano. I’m like supersereal. And these are the bozos in charge. sheesh.
Liberals love racisim and taxes. Juist read their blogs, if you have the stomach.
Barney Frank resembles that CPO remark.
When volcanoes ara outlawed only outlaws will have volcanoes.
“Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz …”
storm, gotta link for the DU experts? I looked, but couldn’t find the discussion.
Liberals argue by playing an endless game of, “So when did you stop beating your wife?”
Liberal prayer: “I don’t believe in you. I just wanted to tell you that and smile smugly.”
About Racial discrimination since its all liberals can ever talk about. Who from our day will history have as the official/fictional “Joe McCarthy of anti-racism?” While we are all quite used to the usual race hate terms against whites:
-Round-eye
-White-bread
-Cracker
-Cracker ass Cracker (ritz-ass-ritz?)
-Harry Condor jr. (oh wait that one was just me)
Apparently the rural peasant farmers in China call us types “long-nose.”
We Whites may have stolen almost every form of religion, music, dance, clothing but, Caucasians invented Classical Music, Marxism, Democracy, square-dancing, air travel, space travel, etc.. I will say this at least if we want to come up with an insulting term for another races difference from our own at least its either funny or insulting. “Long-nose” is just never going to get my blood up enough to even walk down to HR.
RT
-I wanted to do sign language but who could carry that many around and besides I think they frown on people taking them from the roadsides who don’t even need them.
-(quote from a hot-air poster) Sex is a powerful thing, treat sex with the respect it demands. Your life will turn out. Treat it like a toy and your life is hell. -petunia
-After 10 years in public indoctrination/education I remember being convinced my parents were secret racists. Until I came home from college and found my little sister was convinced we were all homo-phobes. That was when I understood the system thanks to Orwells 1984. In retrospect my parents were not racist at all but my union government teachers were. Any one who undertakes to brain wash children against their good parents deserves the plank IMAO.
-Britain I wonder if this dark cloud and forced isolation at a time when the American leader is disinterested/hostile toward them is a warning of impending trouble.
-According to a recent Gallup 85% of republicans and 45% of democrats support Israel over the Palestinians. Meet the new left same as the old left.
-The Republican outreach plea to Blacks and Hispanics “come join us we do not give special treatment to anyone, also you will be despised and mocked when an entire worldwide media machine will be turned against you”
-I thought “free press” in the constitution meant free from government interference not free to lie endlessly to prop up lying thieving politicians and the chosen party?
Ok last one:
-Laughter is the best medicine available. Especially when you have government run health-care.
Meanwhile, the volcano AlgorsÞtinkiåssjol continues to wantonly destroy our planet. We must put Iceland it its place. I recommend that we confiscate their carbon credits and throw them into the volcano to appease Pele.
“Liberal Prayer: ‘Lord, please – PLEASE – let my opponents be racially motivated.’”
Liberal Prayer? No, seriously…liberal prayer? Never happen.
“Dude, Iceland needs to get its land under control. It can’t be exploding all the time like that.”
The government really needs to do something about volcanoes.
Liberal Prayer: “God, You may have noticed that I haven’t followed Your Commandments. That’s because I know better than You.”
I thought C3PO was British!
The only Liberal Prayer God hears: “I repent!”
(Anything they say before that is just recorded to be used as evidence against them at a later date.)