New IMAO T-Shirt Shipping Now!

The new IMAO T-Shirt starts shipping today!

Have you ordered yours yet, or do you want to explain exactly why you support what the Democrats are doing? I am interested in what a positive opinion of Harry Reid sounds like.

But if you don’t like the Democrats you can order my t-shirt and be made instantly happy. Plus anyone wearing an IMAO t-shirt cannot be killed by any man born of woman. Also, money from each IMAO t-shirt sold goes towards buying my Little Princess Buttercup pretty pink things. And maybe if I sell lots of t-shirts, then we can make other ones later or maybe even have a re-release of an old favorite.

So buy now and then share in the comments how that made you smart and happy.

22 Comments

  1. Cool, I can’t wait to get my Democrat Slogan shirt. And hopefully you’ll sell lots of them so you can release the Nuke The Moon shirt, which will make Marko very happy indeed. Hell, I’m gonna order one too when they come out.

    OK, one down, one to go. Now what do we have to do to get the Fred Thompson Punch The Hippies shirts back?

  2. “I note the “Buy this shirt and maybe I’ll bring back the other shirt” enticingly slipped in there. Frnack is sneaky.”

    He sure is. I’ll play his game though, and see what happens. I can always flop on the floor kicking and crying and screaming if Frnack pulls a fast one. And remember, we have a Russian submarine captain who speaks with a Scottish accent who loves laying off cities listening to their rock n’ roll while conducting missile drills that really, really wants his Nuke The Moon shirt. Frnack would be well advised not to mess with him.

  3. I know I’m supposed to think of The Princess Bride whenever you call her “Buttercup” but it always just makes me remember that song in The Three Amigos.
    Something for you to consider.

  4. “… a re-release of an old favorite …”

    Frnack has heard our cries! Frnack does care and he really, really likes us!

    I’m obedient-bought the shirt plus the World Freedom Tour T. I can almost see the Nuke the Moon T! IMAO-ites! To the credit card!

  5. Mmmm, should it be IMAO – ites or IMAO – ists. I guess it should be IMAO – ites, ’cause IMAO – ists to too close to what that lying piece of garbage, er, I mean, President Obamarx is, a MAOIST.

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