The key to not appearing like a fringe nut is learning to hide how irrationally angry you are at everything.
“You’re so clever and funny that if you were a character in a Joss Whedon show, you’d be violently killed.”
I’ll support Kagan for SCOTUS if she promises to use the word “cromulent” in a Supreme Court decision.
Do you think the band on Jupiter that mysteriously disappeared might be a stealth marketing campaign for the Lost finale?
Holder may not have read the Arizona law, but know what laws he also hasn’t read? Those of Nazi Germany.
Is it wrong for us to harp on politicians not reading bills? Adult illiteracy is not funny.
Politics is a lot less stressful when you accept that fact that America was never going to be around forever.
I better get to working on building that clown bed so Princess Buttercup can laugh herself to sleep.
-When it comes to the far lefts coordinated dismantling of America, I think the irrational ones are those who think the left means well and will probably stop all on their own when they realize how much of their beliefs are based on propaganda.
-When America collapses what will follow will likely be similar what followed the collapse of the Roman Empire.
– If you make $52,000 (the average American income) a year you are in the top 0.97 percentile of all moneymakers in the world.
-If guns kill people, then:
Pencils miss spel wurds
Cars make people drive drunk
Spoons made Rosie O’Donnell fat
If one more person tells me I’m irrationally angry I’ll kill them.
How are you going to kill someone, DamnCat? You don’t have any opposable thumbs!
Just wait until I catch you at the top of the stairs pal.
Cromulant? What, is that like what they call the Romulan President?? Why would I want Kagan to refer to a Romulan office holder?
Stupid cat! We have elevators now!
“Is it wrong for us to harp on politicians not reading bills? Adult illiteracy is not funny.”
It’s not illiteracy, it’s that they’re very clever. The Democrats know how much the people hate all that Commie garbage they put in bills, so they hope to cover their butts by saying, “hey, I had no idia what was on that bill. Please don’t vote me out.” However that’s not gonna work come Novemeber, because we’re gonna vote ’em out precisely because of all that Commie garbage they don’t read.
The key to protecting your sanity
is to hide it from everyone.
How about referring to Kagan as a Pustulant office holder? Seems more fitting.
DamnCat: I was always under the impression that irrationally angry people kill. I have since changed my mind.
Can’t sleep, clown will eat me!
“Do you think the band on Jupiter that mysteriously disappeared might be a stealth marketing campaign for the Lost finale?”
This one made me LOL! For realz! So which Jupiter is the “sideways” alternate universe version, and which one is still fueling the light at the heart of the island? And which reality are we stuck in? More importantly, did we just miss out on the alternate universe where dinosaurs with rocket launchers are already a military staple? Or do we still have that to look forward to? Inquiring minds want to know!
I thought this David French article about his change of heart on gay marriage was worth reading.
http://blog.speakupmovement.org/university/uncategorized/i-was-wrong-about-marriage/
“The key to not appearing like a fringe nut is learning to hide how irrationally angry you are at everything.”
Since when is there a stigma about being a fringe nut – one was just elected president?
A clown bed? Do you want to give Princess Buttercup nightmares?
Irrationally angry? Like the anti-Bush protesters, the anti-Arizona protesters, the msnbc line up,or just the enire democrat party?
Politicians ARE literate.They have to be able to read some to sign all those checks they get from “supporters”.
Hey DamnCat, Marko said you were irrationally angry. Just sayin.
Illiteracy; its not just for the treasury chief, interior secretary, epa fool, or education secretary anymore.
My wife is into clowns. We have clown dolls, clown figures, even a very crappy painting of a clown. My wife is even married to a clown!
“The key to not appearing like a fringe nut is learning to hide how irrationally angry you are at everything.”
I’m learning. Next time around I’ll choose a lower profile screen name. Or maybe something more pertinent…
Given the current administration, I think they would be really frightened by “EnemaoftheState”.
Nah. I’ve been working on my own Science! theory. This is my theory, which is mine: the belt/ring thing went away.
Personally, I haven’t been able to take astronomists, or agronomists for that matter, seriously ever since they “declared” that Pluto is a moon or asteroid or some such. Basically, astronomists do something every few years in a vain attempt to prove their relevancy. Did anyone notice the belt before it went away? No. Now we’re supposed to care? Wake me up if the band reforms itself into an image of a nekked woman.
Hey, I’ve seen that movie. They do one big show and make enough money to save the orphanage they grew up in, right?
I would be much more impressed with Kagen if she would use the word “embiggen” in a Supreme Court decision.
Politics is a lot less stressful when you accept the fact that America was never going to be around forever…. While this is a true statement I certainly never thought I’d see the destruction and decline of the nation in my lifetime.
How long did Rome last? 800 yrs? Since the US is at least 10 times more teh awesome than Rome that means I dont want to hear any mamby pamby whiney shite about America not lasting for another 7800 yrs. All we have to do is rid ourselves of these pesky Socialists.
Al Gore’s next soapbox is “Global Warming is now erasing rings on Jupiter!”
@DamnCat: That was a good one, Cat.
1. They can’t call you a fringe nut if 70+ percent of the nation agrees with you. (Go AZ!)
2. #12 – shiggz, good article.
3. Few countries on earth have survived under one form of government (or one dynasty of rulers) as long as the USofA.
I mean, places like China have been around for thousands of years, united by geography, history and language, but every couple of hundred years they have an invasion, a revolution or a civil war and the dude at the top of the heap changes, then things settle down again.
The genius of our founders was shown in their designing a system that would allow one government to step down and another to step up without that whole tedious business of heaping the severed heads of our vanquished foes into gory pyramids deal.
However, after November, if we Don’t have a majority in the House at least …
I think someone missed the sarcasm. Kagan is NOT going to use the word cromulent or embiggen in a decision, therefore NO support.
Y’know, Whedon’s currently in the named director for The Avengers (2012). We should worry for Tony Stark?