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Saw someone say they preferred big government over big business. Isn’t big government just big business with the power to imprison you?

Philemon is a book of the Bible and not a Pokemon, but if it were a Pokemon it would be grass type.

We were able to see our baby’s soul on the ultrasound so we know she’s not a ginger.

I did want a boy. Sooner we get a boy, sooner I can have someone else mow the lawn for me.

Is the meme that Kagan is a lesbian based on anything other than people think she looks like a lesbian? It seems kind of mean.

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  1. Kagan? A lesbian? Naaawww…. Its just that her first name is “Pat”, & she has a mans haircut, & she likes softball, & she likes to kiss girls….. but other than that, I dont think she is a Lesbian

  2. We were able to see our baby’s soul on the ultrasound so we know she’s not a ginger.

    You can teach a girl to kill an elk with a Bowie knife, but it just doesn’t feel the same.

    Is the meme that Kagan is a lesbian based on anything other than people think she looks like a lesbian? It seems kind of mean.

    She also has a very funny name.

  3. “Saw someone say they preferred big government over big business. Isn’t big government just big business with the power to imprison you?”

    That’s what I try to explain to liberals but they can’t seem to grasp the concept. Then I have to resist that urge to punch them in the face!

    “Is the meme that Kagan is a lesbian based on anything other than people think she looks like a lesbian? It seems kind of mean.”

    My problem with her is that Obama nominated her and she thinks Obama is peachy keen. I don’t think she looks like a lesbian as much as I think she’s just uglier than an armadillo.

  4. 8. Turtle says:
    N-no! Don’t make your kid mow the lawn, or he’ll be scarred for life.

    Sorry, Turtle, but I disagree. Having a scarred-for-life kid is still better than mowing the lawn.

  5. “Saw someone say they preferred big government over big business. Isn’t big government just big business with the power to imprison you.”

    Frank just quoted my mantra. This is so true and obvious.

    Kagan is not a lesbian, just an insurmountable odd. I bet she wairs a lot of flannel shirts, too.

  6. N-no! Don’t make your kid mow the lawn, or he’ll be scarred for life.

    Well, you won’t have that problem if you fist teach him to not stick random appendages under the mower while it’s running.

    Is the meme that Kagan is a lesbian based on anything other than people think she looks like a lesbian?

    Well, just look at her. I mean, if I had to guess her name from looking at her picture, I’d probably go with “Butch McDykeson.”

  7. Is the meme that Kagan is a lesbian based on anything other than people think she looks like a lesbian? It seems kind of mean.

    I still see, Paul Blart: Capitol Mall Cop, but thats just me.

  8. Scott says:
    My first impression of Kagan: Isn’t that Susan Boyle?
    Anyone? Oh, sure. I’m the only one…

    Bantha_Fodder says:
    I still see, Paul Blart: Capitol Mall Cop, but thats just me.

    I’m tellin’ ya, she looks like Lou Costello. But there’s something weird in that we all think she looks like someone different. Mebbe she’s one of those shapeshifter type things.

  9. Philemon is a book of the Bible and not a Pokemon, but if it were a Pokemon it would be grass type.

    I’m guessing that you have either a really deep or a really interesting Bible study. Spoiler alert: Onesimus returns to his former master, but it’s O.K. because Paul tactfully smooths things over.

  10. Saw someone say they preferred big government over big business. Isn’t big government just big business with the power to imprison you?

    Sounds more like the military. Not many jobs out there where they can send you to jail for being late to work.

  11. “Saw someone say they preferred big government over big business. Isn’t big government just big business with the power to imprison you?”

    No, the difference is if big business doesn’t serve the needs of its customers it goes away, whereas when big government doesn’t serve the needs of its customer they make it bigger.

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