Also, wouldn’t his story be more fun if we pronounced his name “No-Way”?
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He sneezed on the Ark
Right on the bark
After the hateful snark
Then it got dark
And then he said…”I’ll eat a shark!
Or even a lark!
Anything but Mark!”
Coulda been allergic to just about anything. Remember, there were two of EVERY creepy-crawly thing on that boat. Even stink bugs. ESPECIALLY stink bugs!
COSTELLO: “So who’s the story about?”
ABBOTT: “No-Way.”
COSTELLO: “Who’s the hero?”
ABBOTT: “Yaweh.”
COSTELLO: “No-Way?”
ABBOTT: “No way.”
COSTELLO: “I thought you said Yaweh.”
ABBOTT: “That’s right.”
COSTELLO: “But just now you said it’s No-Way.”
ABBOTT: “No way! It’s Yaweh.”
COSTELLO: “No way it’s Yaweh?”
ABBOTT: “No way it’s NOT Yaweh.”
COSTELLO: “Look, you have a guy building a boat, right?”
ABBOTT: “No-Way.”
COSTELLO: “OK, have it your way.”
ABBOTT: “That’s correct.”
COSTELLO: “No way No-Way, Your way Yaweh.”
ABBOTT: “Now, that’s the first sensible thing you’ve said!”
He sneezed on the Ark
Right on the bark
After the hateful snark
Then it got dark
And then he said…”I’ll eat a shark!
Or even a lark!
Anything but Mark!”
Probably allergic to the dogs.
Coulda been allergic to just about anything. Remember, there were two of EVERY creepy-crawly thing on that boat. Even stink bugs. ESPECIALLY stink bugs!
Nobody ht it was an “Achoo” on a floating zoo.
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… And get some of them Korean analgesics
And long-neck Grey Geese
Some filter-free Camels
And some chimps that sneeze…
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So you want us to interpret the Ark story as Yaweh and No- way talking about the weather.
COSTELLO: “So who’s the story about?”
ABBOTT: “No-Way.”
COSTELLO: “Who’s the hero?”
ABBOTT: “Yaweh.”
COSTELLO: “No-Way?”
ABBOTT: “No way.”
COSTELLO: “I thought you said Yaweh.”
ABBOTT: “That’s right.”
COSTELLO: “But just now you said it’s No-Way.”
ABBOTT: “No way! It’s Yaweh.”
COSTELLO: “No way it’s Yaweh?”
ABBOTT: “No way it’s NOT Yaweh.”
COSTELLO: “Look, you have a guy building a boat, right?”
ABBOTT: “No-Way.”
COSTELLO: “OK, have it your way.”
ABBOTT: “That’s correct.”
COSTELLO: “No way No-Way, Your way Yaweh.”
ABBOTT: “Now, that’s the first sensible thing you’ve said!”
Non comprende.