Friday Night Open Thread: Profound, Profound Thoughts

It would be helpful if “double” was spelled “dubble” and “triple” was spelled “trippple.”

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In most cases, “probable” should be spelled “pro-babble.”

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“Dominoes” should be called “dlllllllls,” so you could italicize the initial “d” and see what happens.

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I hate the parliamentary term “cloture.”

If it means “closure,” why not just say “closure”?

If it doesn’t, it sounds too much like “closure,” and they should find a different word.

Attar Girl!

(MD) Democratic state senator accused of secretly filming two critics in bed together to try to silence them
Fox News | Oct 30, 2025 | Greg Wehner

Heh heh. Wehner. This may come up again and again.

A Democratic state senator from Maryland is accused of orchestrating a scheme to secretly record two critics — including a former campaign consultant — in bed together and then using the footage to threaten and silence them, according to a newly unsealed federal indictment.

Federal prosecutors say Maryland State Senator Dalya Attar, her brother Joseph “Yossi” Attar, and Baltimore police officer Kalman Finkelstein secretly filmed the pair during an intimate encounter, then used the recording to intimidate them into silence.

The 20-page indictment, unsealed Thursday, charges the trio with conspiracy, extortion, illegal wiretapping and violations of the Travel Act.

Travel Act?

Maybe they were going to show the footage in the internet across state lines?

Maybe you can’t film people in apartments, if they’re travelling?

I’m just like Wehner — too lazy to explain the Travel Act.

I had a Travel Toothbrush once. It sucked. Back to the story:

Prosecutors allege the group targeted the consultant, identified as Victim 1, who had worked for Attar’s 2018 campaign and later supported her political rivals. Victim 2 was in a romantic relationship with Victim 1 and was married to another person at the time, the documents say.

According to the indictment, the defendants placed hidden cameras disguised as smoke detectors and a tracking device in the victims’ apartment, later reviewing footage that showed the pair in bed together.

Tracking device? Was the apartment expected to move? Perform a Travel Act?

Or were the lovers supposed to leave carrying stuff from the apartment to show where they went next? I’m not sure I get it.

Did the author mean a motion-sensitive camera, in Loo (gross) of a “tracking device”? A Dear camera?

(sigh.) Wehner.

Democrat lawmaker secretly filmed two of her critics in BED together to try and silence them, prosecutors say
UK Daily Mail | 10/30/2025 | Will Potter

Maryland State Senator Dalya Attar has been indicted after allegedly filming two of her rivals in bed together in an attempt to silence them.

The bombshell indictment, filed on October 23, alleged that Attar, 35, planted tracking and recording devices to catch her two critics in the act.

“Tracking” again.

Attar then threatened to release the footage of the two ‘in bed’ unless they met her demands not to speak out against her publicly, prosecutors said.

“In bed” deserves quotes?

Well, maybe, OK. I get the point.

She is facing eight federal charges of extortion and conspiracy related to the alleged plot, which prosecutors said occurred in the run-up to the 2020 and 2022 elections.

The target of her scheme was allegedly a political consultant whom Attar filmed in bed with a married man.

They still use film in Maryland?

… Attar is in federal custody, along with her brother Joseph Attar

Bernie Fife sez: ” ‘Yossi’, Ang…”

and another man named as Kalman Finkelstein, a city police officer.

Shouldn’t there be an “h” in “city”? And Kalman’s a bitch….

According to the indictment, Attar, her brother, and Finkelstein worked with four unnamed co-conspirators to carry out the clandestine scheme.

So there are at least seven people who believe it’s worth non-zero legal risk to get Attar into a seat of significant power? Hmm.

Yahoo! Indeed

Rap music just vanished from the Billboard Top 40 for the first time in 35 years
Billboard/Yahoo! | Oct 30, 2025 | Aidin Vaziri

For the first time in more than three decades, not a single rap song ranks among the 40 most popular tracks in America. …

Not since February 1990 has the Billboard Hot 100 gone without a rap entry in its upper ranks.

Straight Line of the Day: Did You Come Up With a Halloween Costume for This Year?

I’m going as a guy with a bottle of Johnny Walker chasing kids off his lawn.

And the kids?

Those kids on the lawn will be doing their best Maduro impression, in A Visit From Saint Nicolás:

Tyrannical President Maduro Begs Trump for “Peace,” “No Crazy War”
Independent Sentinel | October 25, 2025 | M Dowling

Venezuela’s authoritarian President Nicolás Maduro issued a rare plea to Donald Trump in English, calling for peace with the United States as tensions between Caracas and Washington escalate following a series of U.S. military operations in the Caribbean and Pacific.

“Yes peace, yes peace forever. Peace forever. No crazy war, please!” Maduro said in English during a meeting with pro-government labor unions in Caracas. Maduro’s comments were met with applause from the audience. Switching between Spanish and English, he repeated the appeal several times: “No war. No war. No crazy war. Yes peace. Please, peace forever.”

Nearly 14% of the U.S. Navy’s entire fleet is now positioned in the Caribbean — a major show of force.

In a massive show of force, President Trump is deploying 4,000 to the Caribbean aboard a flotilla of ships including Iwo Jima Amphibious Ready Group, 22nd Marine Expeditionary Unit, a nuclear-powered attack submarine, multiple P8 Poseidon reconnaissance aircraft, several destroyers and a guided-missile cruiser.

Public Safety Announcement: Don’t Be This Chick Either

‘I could just hear cracking:’ West Chesterfield woman says she was bitten by elephant at a Bali resort
WMUR-TV | May 6, 2023 | Arielle Metropoulus

Beth and Les Bogar of West Chesterfield, New Hampshire, spent over a year planning their trip of a lifetime to Bali.

The globe-trotting couple was thrilled to be able to end their trip was a memorable experience getting up close with elephants at the Mason Elephant Park & Lodge.

Did they have to give a secret hand sign?

“It was a vacation that I was dreaming about, and it did come to a screaming halt at the very end,” said Beth Bogar.

Apt adjective.

However, their dream trip took an abrupt turn, after Beth said she was hurt during a photo opportunity with an elephant. She had just finished swimming with the elephant and riding on its back, when Beth reported that the elephant’s trainer had her come over to take photos.

Beth told News 9 that the trainer was instructing her on how to pose with the elephant. He suggested that she put her arm under the elephant’s trunk.

Next week, on a very special Babesleaga.

“When I was with my trainer, we did speak while I was riding, and he said he had been with the elephant for 24 years. He knew this elephant. I just feel as though he was guiding me and he loved my arm [[ “Me love your arm longtime” ]] get too close to his mouth and I didn’t know how close too close was,” Beth said.

Suddenly, Beth said that her arm was “pushed” into the elephant’s mouth, leaving her trapped.

[[ Bow-pachya-wow wow. ]]

“I couldn’t get my arm out. I could just hear cracking and I just started to panic,” Bogar said.

We had it all. Just like Bogar and F***-All.

Trainer to elephant: “Hey! Don’t Bogar that joint!”

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 10/24/2025 : New Matches for 10/31/2025

I’m a sailor for my guest hosting duties for the Halloween Bond Girlathon Friday.

Results for 10/24/2025

Cecilie ThomsenNo PreferenceMie Hama
175031

Denise RichardsNo PreferenceAkiko Wakabayashi
166045

New Matches for 10/31/2025

Match 1

Tsai Chin (Ling) vs Sophie Marceau (Elektra King)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Tsai Chin0 – 3 – 0131 – 8 – 405
Ling

Actress:Tsai Chin
Nationality:Chinese
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

In the opening scenes of the film, Bond is shown in bed with Ling, as the two discuss why Chinese girls taste different from all other girls. Ling gets up and presses a button that rockets the bed upwards into the wall, and two gunmen enter the room to kill Bond. It is later revealed to the audience that Ling was helping to stage Bond’s death in order to keep his enemies off his back.

Tsai Chin

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Sophie Marceau3 – 0 – 0495 – 3 – 236
Elektra King

Actress:Sophie Marceau
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Elektra King was the daughter of Sir Robert King, a wealthy oil baron. When Elektra was kidnapped by villain Renard, M persuaded Sir Robert not to pay the ransom. Elektra developed Stockholm syndrome because of this, feeling sympathy for Renard and resenting her father. She killed her father and planned to destroy Istanbul in a nuclear explosion so that her inherited oil pipeline would have a monopoly.

Sophie Marceau

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Who do you prefer?
47 votes · 47 answers

Match 2

Karin Dor (Helga Brandt) vs Serena Scott Thomas (Dr. Molly Warmflash)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Karin Dor0 – 3 – 0170 – 7 – 406
Helga Brandt

Actress:Karin Dor
Nationality:German
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Helga Brandt was a SPECTRE henchwoman who pretended to fall in love with Bond and switch to his side, only to try and kill him the next morning. For failing to kill Bond, Brandt is killed by head of SPECTRE Blofeld, who drops her into a pool of piranha fish. Helga Brandt was very similar to prior Bond girl Fiona Volpe, as the producers tried to replicate their prior success.

Karin Dor

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Serena Scott Thomas1 – 2 – 0245 – 14 – 399
Dr. Molly Warmflash

Actress:Serena Scott Thomas
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Molly Warmflash was the chief medical officer at MI6. Bond had to visit her to be cleared for duty after an explosion dislocated his collar bone. Although not technically fit, Bond seduced Molly, who agreed to clear him so long as he called her this time. Moneypenny read off the report, which mentioned that Bond had “exceptional stamina.”

Serena Scott Thomas

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Who do you prefer?
43 votes · 43 answers