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Archive of entries posted on 9th October 2025

Basil’s Dream Came True

Posted by Oppo on 9 October 2025, 6:00 pm

June 26, 2013:

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

One of the Things Found by Kash Patel in the FBI’s”Burn Bags”

Posted by Oppo on 9 October 2025, 4:00 pm

Found this, while rummaging around in IMAO’s archives:

— October 3, 2008

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Filed under One-Shots | 7 Comments

I’ll Try To Fill In While Walrus Is Repairing His System

Posted by Oppo on 9 October 2025, 2:00 pm

“But Mr. Walrus said that only he could take us for a spin! He said, um, I forget. But he was very clear.”

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Same goes for entering his office:

(PG site.)

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“Wait,” she exclaims, still dressed in the bathtub. “Walrus is back?”

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Come Up With a Fake Accomplishment To Pad Your Resume

Posted by Oppo on 9 October 2025, 12:00 pm
Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 24 Comments

Welcome to IMAO! Pumpkin-Patch Cam Captures Walrus Finding Out His New Computer Doesn’t Work Either

Posted by Oppo on 9 October 2025, 11:00 am

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And, an alternate version:

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Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

Cartoons and Memes

Posted by walruskkkch on 9 October 2025, 10:00 am

Mr. Walrus seems rather frustrated today with this computer issues. I’m sure there is something I can do to help eleviate that.

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