Another Public Service Thing

These images were stored in the IMAO photo archives. . .

I was merely concerned that, given Walrus’s recent computer malfunctions, they might be lost to posterior. I mean, posterity.

Snaps!

“I wonder what Oppo’s thinking about . . . Hmm….”

“Come and take it, Oppo. . . you big talker.”

{Music playing}: 🎵 “T & A, Come on, baby, some T & A . . . .” 🎵

These People Were Just Asking For a Limerick

Katie Porter’s Ex-Husband Breaks His Silence, It’s As Bad As You’d Expect. Will It Matter in Election?
Red State | October 25, 2025 | Jennifer Oliver O’Connell

Matthew Hoffman, the ex-husband of former Congresswoman and gubernatorial candidate Katie Porter, reportedly suffered the indignity (and injury) of having Porter pour boiling potatoes over his head.

Jennifer Oliver O’Connell sat

And wrote a story about Portly . . . who’s fat:

In the story of O’Connell’s

Portly went full McDonald’s:

And said “Would you like fries with that?”

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Will it matter in the election

If her ex-husband couldn’t get an erection?

An X-rato ex-mato

It’s one hot potato —

A hot head, in a downward direction.

It Makes our Intern “18 and Over” Volleyball Tournament Without Volleyballs Look Tame by Comparison

Prince Andrew hosted Epstein, Maxwell and Weinstein at Royal Lodge
BBC | 28 Oct 2025

The trio visited the Windsor mansion as part of his daughter Beatrice’s masked ball 18th birthday celebrations in 2006, two months after a US arrest warrant had been issued for Epstein for the sexual assault of a minor.

Epstein was arrested by police in Florida eight days after the event.