Also, wouldn’t his story be more fun if we pronounced his name “No-Way”?
Archive of entries posted on 10th October 2025
Mainstream Media: “Hunter Biden Said Something or Other Today”
Straight Line of the Day: I Literally Cannot Think of Anything Stupider To Waste Your Income Tax Money On. Can You?
Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.) has previously revealed on the Senate floor some of the funding priorities that Democrats shut down the government over.
They include $3 million for circumcisions and vasectomies in Zambia, $500,000 for electric buses in Rwanda, and $3.6 million for pastry cooking classes and dance focus groups aimed at male prostitutes in Haiti. He also cited $6 million for media organizations supporting Palestinians [which they would do for free], $833,000 for transgender programs in Nepal, $300,000 for a pride parade in Lesotho, $882,000 for social media mentorship in Serbia, and $4.2 million for LGBTQI initiatives across the Western Balkans and Uganda.
Maybe buy a globe?
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 10/3/2025 : New Matches for 10/10/2025
Time for me to transform into a guest host.
Results for 10/3/2025
| Denise Perrier | No Preference | Nadja Regin |
|---|---|---|
| 99 | 7 | 53 |
| Izabella Scorupco | No Preference | Margaret Nolan |
|---|---|---|
| 119 | 2 | 74 |
Matches for 10/10/2025
Match 1
Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs Famke Janssen (Xenia Onotopp)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Claudine Auger | 2 – 1 – 0 | 376 – 5 – 263 |
Actress: Claudine Auger Nationality: French Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Famke Janssen | 3 – 0 – 0 | 430 – 5 – 103 |
Actress: Famke Janssen Nationality: Dutch Bond Movie: Goldeneye (1995) Synopsis:
Xenia Onatopp was a henchwoman working alongside the traitor General Ourumov. She stole a Tiger Helicopter, a new prototype that was resistant to electromagnetic pulses. She then helped Ourumov steal the codes and launch key for the Goldeneye satellite weapon from the Severnaya Space Control Centre. She killed the staff and programmed Goldeneye to destroy the facility with electromagnetic pulses that wouldn’t effect the Tiger. She flirted with Bond and tried to kill him on multiple occasions, but Bond ended up onatopp.
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Match 2
Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs Serena Gordon (Caroline)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Luciana Paluzzi | 1 – 2 – 0 | 254 – 4 – 441 |
Actress: Luciana Paluzzi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: Thunderball (1965) Synopsis:
Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Serena Gordon | 0 – 3 – 0 | 155 – 7 – 398 |
Actress: Serena Gordon Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldeneye (1995) Synopsis:
Caroline was a psychological evaluator working for MI6. She was sent by M to evaluate Bond, who took her for a drive in his Aston Martin DB5. Bond drove very fast and engaged in a race with Xenia Onatopp, making Caroline very uncomfortable. After screaming at Bond to slow down, Bond came to an abrupt stop, and seduced Caroline with a bottle of Bollinger champagne hidden in an armrest. The two proceed with a “very thorough evaluation.”
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