Funny Meme

Saw this today (don’t know the truth of it):

Congress invited actress Julia Roberts to testify about groundwater poisoning because she starred in the movie Erin Brockovich, instead of inviting the actual Erin Brockovich to testify about her own experiences.

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 10/10/2025 : New Matches for 10/17/2025

Bernie sez to say hello to everyone for him as I guest host this week.

Results

Famke JanssenNo PreferenceClaudine Auger
150295

Luciana PaluzziNo PreferenceSerena Gordon
121467

New Matches for 10/17/2025

Match 1

Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Molly Peters2 – 1 – 0423 – 2 – 336
Patricia Fearing

Actress:Molly Peters
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.

Molly Peters

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Michelle Yeoh1 – 2 – 0179 – 5 – 402
Wai Lin

Actress:Michelle Yeoh
Nationality:Malaysian
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Wai Lin was a Red Chinese agent, and had the same mission as Bond to investigate media magnate Elliot Carver. Carver had been suspected of causing tragic events so that he could get exclusive coverage on them and increase his ratings. Wai Lin was intelligent and worked more cleverly than Bond on several occasions. Eventually they teamed up together and stormed Carver’s stealth ship.

Michelle Yeoh

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64 votes · 64 answers

Match 2

Maryse Guy Mitsuoko (Mademoiselle La Porte) vs Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Maryse Guy Mitsuoko1 – 2 – 0253 – 1- – 396
Mademoiselle La Porte

Actress:Maryse Guy Mitsouko
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”

Maryse Guy Mitsouko

VS

Teri Hatcher3 – 0 – 0611 – 1 – 141
Paris Carver

Actress:Teri Hatcher
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.

Teri Hatcher

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Who do you prefer?
67 votes · 67 answers