Straight Line of the Day: Things That’ll Make You Say “Never Again”… Posted by Oppo on 17 October 2025, 12:00 pm
…that 6th shot of tequila. …wait a sec I think it may have been the 7th shot. 🥃 2 Reply to this comment
That might get me to *say* never again, but damned if I won’t do it again anyways. 3 Reply to this comment
Never again… … will I try to find FrankJ’s books wherever fine books are NOT sold. … will I send all my credit card info to another fifteen Nigerian princes. 3 Reply to this comment
I almost considered sending all my info to a bunch of naked Morrocan Princesses at a site called MuslimMingle.com once. 2 Reply to this comment
. . . will I bring evidence against Hillary to a grand jury. Actually, I didn’t have time to say never again, some gentlemen who showed up at my home say they are about to teach me how to fly. 1 Reply to this comment
[Editor’s Note: This comment was received from the late, great suddenly-suicidal Gumbeaux. We post it here in his remembrance.] 2 Reply to this comment
They’re as useless as “mountain oysters”….most people just won’t buy them even a “buy 2 get one free” sale ..pun intended. 2 Reply to this comment
A massive amount of malt liquor. And something I ate. Which, in retrospect, must have been green. Reply to this comment
… high school.
…that 6th shot of tequila.
…wait a sec I think it may have been the 7th shot. 🥃
That might get me to *say* never again, but damned if I won’t do it again anyways.
Lutefisk
Taking a swig of that heavenly-smelling vanilla extract.
Never again…
… will I try to find FrankJ’s books wherever fine books are NOT sold.
… will I send all my credit card info to another fifteen Nigerian princes.
I almost considered sending all my info to a bunch of naked Morrocan Princesses at a site called MuslimMingle.com once.
… but to know a veil.
Good one 🤣
I was wanting to jerka her burqa.
… will I borrow money to invest in Hunter Biden art.
. . . will I bring evidence against Hillary to a grand jury. Actually, I didn’t have time to say never again, some gentlemen who showed up at my home say they are about to teach me how to fly.
[Editor’s Note: This comment was received from the late, great suddenly-suicidal Gumbeaux. We post it here in his remembrance.]
Never again will I purchase “used” golf balls.
They’re as useless as “mountain oysters”….most people just won’t buy them even a “buy 2 get one free” sale ..pun intended.
Post her at IMAO.
Seriiously.
I’m not joking.
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A massive amount of malt liquor. And something I ate. Which, in retrospect, must have been green.
🤢🤮….did you eat the brussel sprouts?