Saw this today (don’t know the truth of it):
Congress invited actress Julia Roberts to testify about groundwater poisoning because she starred in the movie Erin Brockovich, instead of inviting the actual Erin Brockovich to testify about her own experiences.
Another reason not to go into Deathtroit armed or unarmed….lead pipe poisoning and mutated looking creatures crawling out of the Detroit River that make Mad Max Waters look like a beauty queen.
Better looking optics.
Have you seen the real Erin Brockovich?
I’m not picky, but I’d take her over a woman who’s open mouth could double as a basketball hoop.
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She has too many fillings.
That’s a deal breaker for me.
Remember when Colbert was called to testify, and as part of his opening statements he said something like “I don’t know why you want me to testify, I’m a comedian and shouldn’t be taken seriously.”? Maybe Congress just wanted to make sure there was at least on Pretty Woman in the witness list.
Visit junkscience.com and search for Brockovich. You’ll find that some of her causes (including the one featured in the movie) are complete BS.