Well, I went to a party
and what did they do?
They took off their socks
and they took off there shoes,
they took off their coats,
and they took off their pants.
I had a hunch,
they weren’t gonna dance.
Well, everybody-everybody’s ass was bare,
No bras left, just a queer over there,
But the whole damn thing didn’t faze me a bit.
I just jumped on the pile, and grabbed some tit.
Chorus again and again; faster and faster (et cetera).
Well, my baby’s not a sports fan,
but she plays with balls
whenever she can,
because her favourite sport you see,
is playing tonsil hockey
True story:
This chick, who I had no interest in, was wanting to play some tonsil hockey with me while her boyfriend went to the restroom. I told her she might want to back away from me because I had Strep Throat (I really did)…next thing I knew she was trying to check out my tonsils with her 👅 before I could recoil. She calls me the next day and says she’s sick with Strep…..”live and learn Babe” I told her ….”live and learn.”
Sadly, as it ended up, this cheerleader was cheering for a hockey team and could handle more than one stick at a time. 🏒
She played tonsil hockey?
John Valby fans out there>
Eat Bite
Well, I went to a party
and what did they do?
They took off their socks
and they took off there shoes,
they took off their coats,
and they took off their pants.
I had a hunch,
they weren’t gonna dance.
(Chorus)
Oh, eat-bite-fuck-suck-gobble-nibble-chew,
nipple-bosom-hairpie-fingerfuck-screw,
moose-piss, cat-pud, orangutan-tit,
sheep-pussy, camel-crack, pig and lion shit.
Awww-shit.
Well, everybody-everybody’s ass was bare,
No bras left, just a queer over there,
But the whole damn thing didn’t faze me a bit.
I just jumped on the pile, and grabbed some tit.
Chorus again and again; faster and faster (et cetera).
Well, my baby’s not a sports fan,
but she plays with balls
whenever she can,
because her favourite sport you see,
is playing tonsil hockey
True story:
This chick, who I had no interest in, was wanting to play some tonsil hockey with me while her boyfriend went to the restroom. I told her she might want to back away from me because I had Strep Throat (I really did)…next thing I knew she was trying to check out my tonsils with her 👅 before I could recoil. She calls me the next day and says she’s sick with Strep…..”live and learn Babe” I told her ….”live and learn.”
That emoji came at a most inopportune time. I imagined all kinds of anatomical bits it might represent.
Bits AND pieces…never forget about the pieces.
That cheerleader in high school… did marry me. Now she’s kicking herself for that.
I had to read it twice….but I got it.