Katie Porter’s Ex-Husband Breaks His Silence, It’s As Bad As You’d Expect. Will It Matter in Election?
Red State | October 25, 2025 | Jennifer Oliver O’ConnellMatthew Hoffman, the ex-husband of former Congresswoman and gubernatorial candidate Katie Porter, reportedly suffered the indignity (and injury) of having Porter pour boiling potatoes over his head.
Jennifer Oliver O’Connell sat
And wrote a story about Portly . . . who’s fat:
In the story of O’Connell’s
Portly went full McDonald’s:
And said “Would you like fries with that?”
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Will it matter in the election
If her ex-husband couldn’t get an erection?
An X-rato ex-mato
It’s one hot potato —
A hot head, in a downward direction.
Katie Porter’s a star, in her head,
But she wished that her husband was dead
So she dumped some hot tater
Right on top of his pate, er…
At least he got out of her bed…
Katie Porter’s just as spiteful as heck
A perpetual pain in the neck
She’ll scold you or scald you
If the mood makes her want to
Get out now, or she’ll leave you a wreck