First, I want to apologize for the delay. I had some issues with my ISP. Fred will be kicking them into the sun shortly.
The winners are, in chronological order:
Deafdog:
This country has shed more blood for the freedom of other people than all the other nations in the history of the world combined, and I’m tired of people feeling like they’ve got to apologize for America.
A. W.:
So let me get this straight. You want me to play essentially myself, a man with a thick Tennessee accent and real conservative values — not the moderately liberal values that passes for ‘conservative’ in New York — and you want this character to be the elected D.A. of New York City?
Dohtimes:
I’m not bragging, but I discovered the cure for Irritable Pig Syndrome. I called it Bacon.
I will be contacting the winners shortly for mailing information, so set your spam filters for “stun”.
For those deemed unworthy and/or non-participatory, you are still invited to participate in what’s left of America’s capitalist system by purchasing a copy of “Teaching the Pig to Dance” from Premiere Collectibles for $25 plus shipping.
The fact that your father has forgiven you for that one thing he caught you doing when you were a kid (oh… you KNOW the one I’m talking about, you little scoundrel, don’t play dumb with me) means that he’s worthy of receiving such a precious gift for Father’s Day.
Congrats to the winners!
And I didn’t even get a t-shirt.
Boo hoo hoo.
Er….I’d like to thank the Academy, etc., etc.
Congrats!
Congrats to the winners. Very deserving. Then again, Fred would probably kick me into the sun if I said otherwise, right? 🙂
Well, at least three people here will be doing some reading.
Marko, you didn’t even get an ‘honorable mention.’ You are not honorable, apparently.
Deafdog’s quote was hands down the best. I just wish I had posted it before him and then I could get 2 books! And its real, and has only become more relevant since Obama started apologizing and bowing to everyone. sigh.
Harvey, did you get my email? i think in reply you see my full name, Aaron Worthing, so that might be confusing.
Btw, i would love to be able to hear the broadcast. is there a link?
AW – Sorry, he didn’t read them on the air. We communicated by email.
Oh, he totally should. and i mean all of them, not just the winners. At least the made up ones. it would be awesome.
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