In case you were worried the Senate race in California might get too civil, Carly Fiorina was caught on mic making fun of Barbara Boxer’s hair. And Barbara Boxer was all like, “You call it ‘Senator hair’! I earned that! I’m a Senator!”
It’s hard for me to get too excited about any races in California, though, because it’s like they’re fighting over who gets to be in charge of it as it crumbles apart and falls into the sea. The fact that they’ve had an arrogant dimwit like Barbara Boxer as a senator for this long shows they don’t take themselves seriously enough to survive. Really, out of over 30 million people, these are the leaders they come up with?
Since the state is so doomed, there’s no reason to take this race seriously. I think it would be awesome if in the first debate between Fiorina and Boxer, Fiorina uses her opening statement to look at Boxer and say, “Really. You wore that? Gah!”
See? You can’t even trust women to dress themselves!
Fiorina was just focusing on what really matter to Californians. Jobs – no. Taxes – no. Crime – no. Hair – YES!!!!
This race should have all the depth of an episode of Real Housewives of Orange County!
I thought we sold California to the Chinese already. It’s their problem now.
Fighting over a senatorship from California is like fighting for the captaincy of an already sinking Titanic.
On the othe rhand it’s time to replace a liberal moonbat with a conservative moonbat. Boxer has done this nation much harm. Time to wave bye bye to her.
Well, my proposal for San Diego county to secede from California didn’t make the ballot 🙂
“Really. You wore that? Gah!”
If she said that, I don’t think it would really hurt Fiorina in the polls. It might actually help.
Made me think of Cornyn & Hutchison in Texas.
Honestly, between the “demon sheep” commercial and the “Barbara Boxer as giant alien blimp” commercial, I believe Carly Fiorina is on the same wavelength as Frank. She clearly doesn’t take herself too seriously. Instead of promising to change the world, she’s mocking her opponents as comic-book villains and saying, “Vote for me, and send that b*tch Boxer ma’am into retirement.”
As abhorrent as I find Boxer & everything she stands for, at least her hair looks like it belongs on a human. I haven’t seen anything like Fiorina’s head since the cat ran under the lawnmower.
Joe has it right.
As someone trapped in the hellhole that is known as California, I’d like to make the case that the only way to save this state is to exercise the Lex Luthor option: a nuke detonated at the proper place on the San Andreas fault, so as to drop the coastal portion of the state into the sea. Everyone on the coastal side of the fault (with the exception of San Diego and Orange county) is moon-bat crazy. Everyone on the other side of the fault (with the exception of downtown Sacramento, where I’m at) is more or less normal.
I don’t understand how San Diego County can secede from California when San Diego County is already Mexico’s northern most province?
The “You wore that, gah” line is appropriate. When they caught the Gipper on the open mike, he said, “We begin bombing the Russians in five minutes.” That’s an open mike moment.
I guess I have to concede to FormerHostage about the sammiches and stuff.
If she was talking to a crowd from San Francisco, it may have been a brilliant politically move. There’s nothing a room full of gay hairdressers respect more then getting catty over a woman’s bad hair.
zzyzx, we have lots of Marines here. We use the Mexi-cannon to launch the Mexicans into their choice of LA or Mexico. Surprisingly, they prefer LA.
I find it funny that they both have about the same haircut, color too.
It’s depressing to live in California and watch it crumble, none of the politicians seem to care about anything but themselves. Maybe I just don’t see their strategy for dealing with illegal immigration, make California suck a lot more than Mexico.
The thing is that no matter how hard the politicians try, it’s impossible to make San Diego suck.