George W. Bush recently said he was not sorry about waterboarding Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. In fact, Bush said, “My only regret is that we didn’t waterboard him more and to less purpose.” They even released a partial transcript from one of the waterboarding sessions:
BUSH: Now you’re gonna talk, Strawberry Shake Mohammed!
KSM: I’ll tell you everything I know!
BUSH: Not good enough! I want more than you know! Waterboard him!
KSM: **gurgle**
BUSH: Now, what’s your name?
KSM: I already told you: It’s Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.
BUSH: I want it to be “Reginald Cummerbund.” Waterboard him until he says his name is Reginald Cummerbund!
KSM: **gurgle**
Of course, we don’t get this fierce determination from our current president. Did you hear what Obama recently said about terrorism?
“Terrorists are just a normal part of nature like the antelope and basalt rock, and we should learn to live with them.”
And instead of waterboarding terrorists, he sits in a drum circle with them and smokes pot. No wonder analysts soon expect Belgium to replace us as a superpower.
Hopefully the waterboarded him with gasoline.
Let’s review:
Liberals think George W. Bush should apologize for pouring water on the faces of terrorists to extract information which saved the lives of thousands of innocent Americans.
However, they think Helen Thomas shouldn’t have to apologize for propagandizing and lying to the American people for the last 800 years, claiming to be the pinnacle of non-bias, while misleading them with the promotion of her anti-American, anti-semetic agenda.
Yep…sounds just as rational as voting for a 47 year old that never held a job for president or putting a woman that’s never been a judge on the supreme court.
Waterboard ’em all. Let Cheney sort ’em out.
And thank you for posting something above Helen Thomas’s butt ugly face.
John Brennan, National Security Advisor to Teh One, recently said jihad was a natural and healthy part of Islam. John Brennan needs to be waterboarded.
KSM did not tlak because of waterboarding. Nope. It was seeong Helen Thomas in nightie that broke him.
alright, storm1911… that’s mind rape, right there… …
The Belgians came first for our beer and I didn’t speak up because I don’t drink.
Then the Belgians came for the 101st Air Assault Division and I didn’t speak up because the 101st has done more in Belgium than they could ever do under Obama’s evil eye.
Then the Belgians came for our pancakes to complement their waffles and I didn’t speak up because I thought I could eat eggs for breakfast instead.
Then the Belgians came for me.
Helen Thomas in a nightie? That’s about as bad as Barney Frank in a thong. EEEEWWWWW, GROSS!
Living here in South Florida, I’m convinced people should go through a licensing process before being allowed to wear a thong. Or Speedos. If you lived down here and seen way too many French Canadians in Speedos, you’d understand.
Waterboarding for both Storm and Proud. Those mental images of fwank and thomas are dastardly. just for that, I raise you a rosieodonell in a thong!
I’ve seen Barney Frank in a nightie and Helen Thomas in a thong. And yes, I talked. Gave away so many state secrets that Iran got The Bomb and Bush lost his control of hurricanes. Water boarding doesn’t take away the shame, but it helps me sleep at night.
POB: I see your Rosie-O in a thong and raise you…Lemme see…Michael Moore with pasties and a baby diaper.
Someone better fold before I really start flopping aces.
ussjimmycarter has seen a good deal more of Helen Thomas , Dohtimes. When he closes his eyes before going to sleep at night, it’s like he’s seeing all the red strawberries he picked during the day as a kid. Talk about filling a ‘flat.’
By the way, I see on the news that the Israelis have killed four members of the Al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigade in waters off Gaza. So…now the Al-Aqsa Martyrs’ Brigade leadership is whining and sniveling about this latest action by the Israelis to protect themselves. They claim these four were just on a training mission and shouldn’t have been killed. Training for what , an attack on Israel perhaps? Anyway it seems to me if you belong to an organization with “Martyrs’ Brigade” in it’s title and you get killed…then you’ve achieved your goal, gotten your greatest wish fulfilled, and shouldn’t have anything to complain about. Just go claim your seventy two virgins and hope they don’t all look like Helen Thomas.
Thor: Your michelle moore and raise a nude janet reno playing with an algore doll.
That’s not an Algore doll, It really is Algore.
I give you Helen Thomas, Hillary Clinton, Mbo, Pelosi, and Bawney Frank at a Victoria’s Secrets slumber party. That might even be too much for the old KGB to use. Now I’ll wash my eyes out with Draino.
Storm: Fold! Fold! water board me!! please!!!11!!
storm1911: And they’re doing body shots off each other…
@Storm, Plentyobailouts, Thor,
You all should be tried as war criminals.
Er, sorry didn’t mean to include Plentyobailouts in that, I don’t blame the victims…
I’m off to get my brain bleached, but I thought I’d throw in whoopie, due for a waxing and shave, on my way out.
“Terrorists are just an abnormal part of nature like the wild boars who breed like rats and man-eating bears and we need to reduce their numbers – strategetically. I mean take ’em out.” -GWB
Be careful, Frank! The super awesome Barry is looking for ass to kick!
When I first saw the news of that quote, I thought it said he was looking for ass to lick. Given his record, it made sense.