If you came up with a logical proof that God is fake, He’d crush you with a rock He couldn’t lift.
Newsweek costs $5.95 an issue? Who in their right mind would pay that for week old news?
Liberals are so angry because their divorce from reality is not an amicable one.
No, that’s $5.95 to OWN Newsweek,
then just assume $25gazillion in debt.
You make the mistake of thinking that Newsweek is a news magazine. It is acutally a liberal opinion journal and for some people that never gets old. As long as the liberals are throwing away their own money (for once) on it, it’s fine by me.
People who do not have a right mind.
Reality is not believable. People having the capability to rule themselves…bah!
Random thought: Waffles for breakfast! Maybe Obama is right!
Random thought: Thanks to Ed Rendell’s midnight passage of Act 71 – with the help of a payoff to the judiciary, people have been building casinoes for a few years now here in Pennsylvania. Most assuredly, this has brought quality jobs, tax relief, and attempted preemption of zoning to Pennsylvania. Now, there’s some bunch of clowns who want to build one of these things several miles south of my humble home near the Eisenhower Farm in Gettysburg. They claim they’re not trying to make money off of the tens of thousands lying in the cemetary at Gettysburg. I can’t say I blame them; the entire town government of Gettysburg has said the same for forty odd years. This is the second time this bunch of clowns have tried to build one around here; apparently Harley week wasn’t good enough. There are the “Pro Casino!: Pro Tax Relief! Pro Jobs!” signs and they often seem to outnumber the “No Casino” signs. If and when this place opens, there are sure to be openings for buxom Civil War nurses who will offer drinks and also for reenactors who may stage Civil War battles during supper shows. You all are free to volunteer with me.
Liberals are angry because they are constipated physically and mentally.
@MarkoMancuso:
random (adjective)
1 a : lacking a definite plan, purpose, or pattern b : made, done, or chosen at random (read random passages from the book)
2 a : relating to, having, or being elements or events with definite probability of occurrence (random processes) b : being or relating to a set or to an element of a set each of whose elements has equal probability of occurrence (a random sample); also : characterized by procedures designed to obtain such sets or element
I say all that because you put way too much thought onto that. More random, less thought!
“Liberals are so angry because their divorce from reality is not an amicable one.”
Not an amicable one? More like a bloodbath, man. The last I heard liberals were suing reality for not conforming to their la-la-land version of things.
Basil, Marko tries hard to think randomly but he can’t do it. :-}
For a liberal, insert the word “not” in front of the word “to.”
$5.95 is the price an issue for doctors and dentists who want something besides Highlights for Kids to put on the coffee table.
$574,509 is the price an issue for a nit and his congresswoman wife who want to buy into an investment opportunity that dumped $29.3 million into the ether last year.
Basil, I once volunteered at a home for the homeless and people with certain mental diseases. We sat down and ate lunch with one of the residents. We engaged in small talk until a silence fell over the table. The resident finally broke the silence with “I like hot dogs!”
I just can’t be that random.
Non-random thought: Does anyone else have probs with the Google search bar on the left extending over into the comments? Right now, it’s partially obscuring the pearls of wisdom from Basil. I have the same problem on two PC’s running Firefox v. 3.0+ running on Linux.
I was once homeless with a certain mental disease and broke the silence and stated, “no more small weenies for me!”
O.K., this is now totally non-random. The prob with the search bar seems to lie with this tag:
input name="q" size="25" maxlength="255" type="text"Which is under the comment:
!-- SiteSearch Google --The fixed length `size=”25″` forces the search bar div beyond the fixed width of the left column. It appears that scripting may prevent this in Win and IE. With my current set up, a size of ’14’ fits within the left column. Anything wider forces the search div to bleed over into the comments column.
By the way, I’m not complaining; I just want to pass this along.
-The hyper-sensitivity on the censor trigger here is as irrational as Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton at a Tea Party
-I do see the government and its two political parties like my parents. And my self absorbed dysfunctional parents in control of everything were the perfect example of what to expect from government.
-Hillary 2012 be careful about building her up thinking your marginalizing Obama. If Obamas numbers are bad enough she may be a primary challenger. Otherwise, I think it likely for her to replace Biden 2012.
Read this somewhere:
-The more people they keep putting in the wagon, the less people there will be to pull that wagon and the heavier the wagon gets.
-Why do boys and girls all dress like lesbians now?
-what will lesbians start dressing like now to be different? Actually I already know, its redneck.
-George Soros the billionaire insider trader that the left loves. A good reminder all their complaints about wall street are tactical not principle.
-Is there a way to say I hated the Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt movie “The Mexican” without appearing racist? I am certain I would rather people think I hated people based on race rather then thinking I am the sort of person that liked that movie.
-Good thing our founding fathers did not listen to the left of their day and “render unto Ceaser”
-Without the pony express a communications revolution as establishment upturning as the creation of the internet the American revolution almost certainly would not have happened and most definitely would not have succeeded.
Marko,
“Basil, I once volunteered at a home for the homeless…”
If the homeless live in a home, how can they be homeless?
I have worked in a number of soup kitchens and similar things over the years. The thing I found most odd was the silence. Like a doctors waiting room. In fairness I have only ever worked the early shift so maybe at dinner they all perk up.
@Burmashave
Now I have to get off my iPad and onto my MacBook so I can look at the code (Frank’s probably busy giving the cat a bath or reading comic books or something). I’ve been enjoying my new toy, but NO, you won’t let me have my fun.
You owe me.
Well, Son of Bob, they sure liked advertising themselves that way.
I would like to think that in 2014 we will be trying blame everything on Obama and attach everyone to him even after he has been out of office for 2 years. We can blame everything on the democratic congress even though they lost control of it 4 years earlier. Ill bet democrats think its awesome when we do that.
Funny to hear leftists say, with a straight face, “the law is the law” when referring to opposing Obamacare. You cant make that kinda hillarity up.
So if we are on opposite sides of the debate then I guess with Obamacare we should just pretend it doesn’t exist and boycott and call racist anyone that tries to enforce it.
Damncat noticed you on Hotair! So your cheating on IMAO, hhhmmm. Is hard to get an account there? I skipped an opening once in 2007 but never saw any since.
Anyone notice how President Dumass seems to be trying to be a comedian lately? His delivery, his smurk before delivering the punchline?
Seems to me that even HE sees the handwriting on the wall and is preparing for his next career.
“Seems to me that even HE sees the handwriting on the wall and is preparing for his next career.”
Male Oprah? I thought Montel was Male Oprah.
Maybe he can be on “Who’s line is it anyway?” until they realize the
only comic line he can ‘improv’ is “It’s Bush’s fault!”
Cilla:
“I was once homeless with a certain mental disease and broke the silence and stated, “no more small weenies for me!””
And now you live in a huge mansion in Galveston in perfect mental health eating… ? Large weenies ?
LOL
What if God is made of a delicious cream cheese and smoked salmon combination, shaped like a precious kitten or puppy? Cute, delicious, and nutritious! What more could we want in God (except forgiveness, especially if we tried to eat or pet Him)